No one leaves this thread without making a pun

[Juicebox]

Omlette you finish first.

 

[Superpenguin]

My friend, Bay, can not fry an egg.

 

[Bambi]

Now don't go Bacon my heart.

 

[Superpenguin]

I couldn't if I fried.

 

[Beanoz4]

I think I have a rasher

 

[samyfav]

Did you hear that a shoe factory burn down recently? 100 soles were lost.

 

[Superpenguin]

The nurse can aid Ian Bacon.

 

[EpicGamer12]

Mexican and black jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

 

[Bacon Boy]

Mexican and black jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Isn't Juan in that band, Juan Direction?

 

[Mary]

No no no. You mean Flan Direction, that boy band about dessert.

 

[Superpenguin]

Puns about ducks just quack me up! I know they really ruffle some people's feathers though.

 

[Blues]

I just lost an electron!

Are you sure?

Positive.

 

[Superpenguin]

I just lost an electron!

Are you sure?

Positive.

You seem a bit unstable now.

 

[Blues]

You seem a bit unstable now.

That was an atomic pun, and you should feel negative.

 

[Superpenguin]

That was an atomic pun, and you should feel negative.

I'd respond to that, but all my comments argon.

 

[Blues]

I'd respond to that, but all my comments argon.

If I see the pun police, I'll tell them, "Cesium!"

 

[Bambi]

Meow you've gone too far!! Just kitten with ya!

 

[Blues]

....Man, all the puns I have in store have to do with bad jokes and elements! Hmm....

"Deerly beloved, all the skunk wanted was someone to helium."

 

[Feraligator]

May I Axew a question?

 

[Blues]

"Raichu!"

"Dude, your pet has a cold."