No one leaves this thread without making a pun

[Superpenguin]

"Raichu!"

"Dude, your pet has a cold."

I met a piano player once. He kept sneezing and coughing. I assumed he had A Chord.

 

[Blues]

You've got some notes on your Bach.

 

[Smoke]

My friend once asked me how much the government would charge a person to eat themselves.
I told him it'd cost about an arm and a leg.

 

[Blues]

My friend once asked me how much the government would charge a person to eat themselves.
I told him it'd cost about an arm and a leg.

...I have no witty comeback! I'll just be Hayden....

 

[Superpenguin]

A pianist went to get a sandwich. He wanted it on A Flat bread.

 

[Blues]

A man playing a viola went to jail for causing treble.

 

[Superpenguin]

The little baby was having treble falling asleep so he called out to his mom, Ma-rock-us.

 

[Blues]

The soldiers of Concerto fired the pitch canon.

 

[Superpenguin]

The 2nd graders took a field trip to a field of aloe. The teacher told them all to go Piccolo.

 

[Blues]

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

 

[Superpenguin]

Fish puns are so washed up that they stink.

 

[Blues]

But you know what they say: If you can't eat 'em, just char 'em.

 

[Superpenguin]

Aargh these fish puns are getting off the hook, I better squid-daddle.

 

[Blues]

I'd betta get out, too.

 

[Superpenguin]

You should... before you start to angler the other users.

 

[Blues]

Yes. It's been roughy, but I've stayed on my perch. I now pass it on to the other soles who would go against you.

 

[Superpenguin]

I don't trout you for a moment.

 

[Blues]

Shall we tock about something else, then?

 

[Superpenguin]

I guess we can worm our way into a new carp-ic.

 

[Roel]

What are you sinking about?