No one leaves this thread without making a pun

[Superpenguin]

I was going to continue this rock related pun streak, but it just crumbled.

 

[TheMightyDekuWarrior]

Hey everybody, since the rock pun crumbled lets talk about rights and lefts! Your right so I left.

 

[Juicebox]

^I don't those having any direction. Then again, I can't really see the ups or downs either.

 

[Superpenguin]

^I don't those having any direction. Then again, I can't really see the ups or downs either.

Oh, the di-agony.

 

[oath2order]

If I don't make a pun, will I get pun-ted from the thread?

 

[Juicebox]

Dude... that was absolutely pungent.

 

[Hamusuta]

Im so bad at puns... but here it goes...
i met a mushroom and he was a fungai

there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

 

[Superpenguin]

there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

That made me spit out my punch.

 

[Wish]

what did baby corn say to mama corn

where's popcorn

man oh man that was just horrible

 

[Juicebox]

So a family of tomatoes were rolling down the street, when the son starts lagging behind. The father rolls over him, and tells him to ketchup.

I just watched Pulp Fiction.

 

[Superpenguin]

So a family of tomatoes were rolling down the street, when the son starts lagging behind. The father rolls over him, and tells him to ketchup.

We should relish that moment.

 

[Juicebox]

We should relish that moment.

I mayo-r mayonot.

 

[Superpenguin]

I mayo-r mayonot.

Tomato ketchup only tastes good if you let the sauce age, though.

 

[Bambi]

This thread is so much pun.

 

[Juicebox]

Tomato ketchup only tastes good if you let the sauce age, though.

When talking about hot dogs, there are never any weiners or losers.

 

[Superpenguin]

When talking about hot dogs, there are never any weiners or losers.

That is so true because hot dogs are kind of rad-ish.

 

[Juicebox]

That is so true because hot dogs are kind of rad-ish.

We mustart doing different puns.

 

[Beanoz4]

I just had some egg-cellent eggs. Sorry for the bad yolk..

 

[Superpenguin]

Egg puns have already boiled over. Let's cap the lid and get cracking on some original puns.

 

[Beanoz4]

My brain is scrambled.