Giveaway Mother's + Father's Day Carnation + Leif

[cas cas]

Why is it not good to play piker in the jungle?
CAUSE THEYRE TO MANY CHEETAHS

 

[ctapple]

This is a merge between sydney and stitches


Distorted Carnation


Crappy Joke Alert:
Me: Hey did you hear about the person who invented the knock knock jokes?
Random Stranger: Nope can't say I've heard of them.
Me: Well he actually won the "no-bell" prize. Heh you get it!
"Cricket Chirping"
Random Stranger: "In their head" That was probably the worst joke I have ever heard in my life.
Me: "In my head" I really need to get a life.

 

[ahousar97]

Lame joke of the day.

What did one plate say to the other?Lunch is on me.

 

[Mythicalhoopa]

Crappy joke of the day:

Why was the stadium so cold?

Because there were a lot of fans.

*Ba-dum-cha*

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Bad joke #3: A door didn't want to open up to a psychiatrist because it didn't think she could handle it.

 

[cas cas]

beautiful isnt it?
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED

hahaha so funny

- - - Post Merge - - -

oh and here is a cringy picture that I thought was really stupid
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[That Marshal Fangirl]

beautiful isnt it?
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GLORIOUS.

 

[hestu]

Lame joke #2:

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta ;D

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta! (ba-dum-cha) Ooh, that was a bad one.

That joke was already used lol.

 

[hestu]

That joke was already used lol.

Oh I didn't read through, oh well haha

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Haha, it is a good joke.

 

[Mythicalhoopa]

Stupid joke of the day:

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Because 789!

That one is so lame and old, so I had to use it

 

[ahousar97]

Lame joke of the day.
What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?Guardians of the Galaxy.

 

[ahousar97]

Wanted to just pop by with a creeping lief. xD

 

[itsukyonlove]

Hello! I'd like to join in on this.
Here's my joke of the day -
Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter? He doesn't like being followed.

 

[itsukyonlove]

Repeated Post Dx

 

[hestu]

Lame joke #3:

I had a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.

 

[hestu]

post glitch ;-;

 

[mrbosshead]

Does anybody need an Ark?

I Noah guy who can supply.

 

[tobiochan]

Thank you for this giveaway!
I would tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.