Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Goth]

granted but you get food poisoning

I wish I win the poke ball

 

[Bread Kennedys]

You get the Pokeball...but it's too late. You already have one.

I wish my copy of Pokemon Pearl still worked.

 

[pokedude729]

It works, but you can't save
I wish that Chuggaaconroy's Animal Crossing New Leaf Lp didn't have to end.

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but I don't know what LP means

I wish TBT will release pizza collectibles.

 

[Goth]

(seriously you don't know lp)

granted but they are sold out within a minute and never being restocked

 

[pokedud14]

Do you have a wish GamerCat?

 

[alwatkins]

I guess I will restart this.
I wish to never have another kidney stone.

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but you get dehydrated.

I wish I lost more body fat to the point I weight 180 pounds (I'm at 225 right now).

 

[Mini Mario]

Granted, but the fat you lost came to life as a zombie and ate everyone (thanks alot).
I wish I didn't bite so many people's heads off.

 

[stargurg]

welp, the heads that you don't bite off turn into rampant monkeys and rip you apart.
i wish i had 90+ in all my classes D;

 

[Mini Mario]

Granted, but it only worked once and your parents expect you to make 90+s all the time. I wish I wasn't stuffed inside this suit. My nose itches.

 

[alwatkins]

granted but your nose never stops itching.
I wish I got a promotion at work.

 

[Greninja]

Granted but the company goes bankrupt the next day

I wish I come could float

 

[alwatkins]

Granted but no one can figure out what you wished for.
I wish for Keaton to move.

 

[Greninja]

Granted but no one can figure out what you wished for.
I wish for Keaton to move.

Huh that doesn't even make sense

Hi wish DENIED

I wish lucas would buy star wars back

 

[alwatkins]

Granted but he makes a star wars musical
I wish it would stop snowing.

 

[Greninja]

Granted but he makes a star wars musical
I wish it would stop snowing.

Lol he already did that twice

Granted but the snow never melts for some odd reason

I wish I could fly

 

[Disband]

Denied

I wish I could cry

 

[alwatkins]

Granted but you never stop
I wish I would pass my Sociology class.

 

[Leela]

Granted, but everyone else fails. They get annoyed and throw bricks at you face.

I wish I could turn into a cat upon hearing the meow mix song.