Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Marmoset]

Granted, but you're a really hairy cat so you suffer from hairballs every time you transform.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

 

[Trickilicky]

Granted, something so amazingly exciting happens to you that you actually pass out, and when you wake up you can't remember what happened and your bored again.

I wish I could have a real Christmas Tree this year.

 

[Zane]

Granted, you get a sentient tree that tells everyone what the presents are and spoils the surprise.

I wish I was a wizard

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but I time traveled you back to 1692 in the town of Salem (what do you think happened there?)

I wish I got all the fair collectibles.

 

[Vizionari]

Granted, but turns out that you cheated to get the collectibles and they were taken away from you.

I wish I could fly.

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but all of your dreamies move out of your town.

I wish the animal moving mechanic is fixed.

 

[Vizionari]

Granted, but Isabelle would take over as mayor.

I wish I had more tickets.

 

[-Apples-]

Granted. They're all fines from the police.

I wish I didn't screw up on granting your wish.

 

[Locket]

Granted, but then you screw up every other one.

I wish for a 3DS XL that is red.

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but then you screw up every other one.

I wish for a 3DS XL that is red.

Granted, but your 3DS overheats and burns your hands.

I wish Obamacare would get repealed.

 

[DiamondAbsoul]

Granted, but Taylor Swift puts on a concert that inspires Justin Beaver to make Biebercare

I wish Half Life 3 would come out

 

[Greninja]

Granted but it sells out b4 u get it

I wish apple would disappear >

 

[Beleated_Media]

granted but there are no more smart phones

I wish I was apart of team star fox!

 

[DiamondAbsoul]

granted, but the industry crashes after Microsoft buys it.

I wish for the Long Shot

 

[pokedude729]

granted; but you break all the bones in your hand, dislocate your shoulder, have your vertebrae pulled apart, and go blind (If you want to find out why, check the latest Game Theory. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LplSnXQMf38)

I wish that I got all 'A's in school.

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but you were caught cheating and is kicked out of school.

I wish the Ferguson thing never happened.

 

[Goth]

granted but some white guy kills a black guy because of his skin color

I wish I was in a video game

 

[Vizionari]

Granted, but a virtual monster kills you.

I wish I had stuff to do.

 

[Locket]

Granted, but you hate what I gave you.

I wish for SSB4 3DS or Wii U. Or both.

 

[Goth]

granted but it gives you a trojan

I wish for cancer