Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Starmanfan]

granted but the choco cakes go bad after 1 second.

I wish to meet a starman

 

[Goth]

granted but the starman dies

I wish for hope

 

[Flop]

Granted, but it's actually just bad gas.

I wish for Chick-fil-A

 

[Goth]

granted but you get fake chicken

I wish for ramen

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but you get fat.

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[Goth]

granted but everything you own including your money burns

I wish for Happiness

 

[Puffy]

Granted, but then you get extremely depressed

I wish I was an Espurr

 

[honeyaura]

Granted, but then you're forced to fight by a ruthless trainer </3

I wish to get my homework done!

 

[Puffy]

Granted, but you end up failing it ;n;

I wish I could eat a PokePuff

 

[Zane]

Granted but it tastes like dog food

I wish I had 280 horse power

 

[Trickilicky]

Granted but you can't control yourself and up crashing into an active volcano.

I wish I could record the awesome dreams I sometimes have and play them back like a DVD

 

[CiceroCF]

Granted, but you'll always have a nightmare after that
and the videos are 240p

I wish for christmas to be sooner

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but you weren't able to get a present.

I wish I had Alpha Sapphire early.

 

[Kissyme100]

Granted but it's a bootleg copy.

I wish for eternal happiness

 

[Creeper$]

granted but no

i wish for someone to corrupt my wish

 

[Goth]

granted but no

I wish for cupcakes

 

[toxapex]

Granted, but the cupcakes are your least-favorite flavor.

I wish to become better at Robin in Smash Bros ;-;

 

[Elise]

Granted but you're only very slightly better and it barely makes any difference.

I wish to be able to stop procrastinating.

 

[monsemania]

Granted, but then once you stop procrastinating you can't stop doing anything! You are stuck doing things and can't leave a task unattended.

I wish that I could meet Channing Tatum xD (I know, wierd but I had to think of something)

 

[Zane]

Granted but he reveals the shocking truth that he's your father and your whole world is turned upside down

I wish dust didn't exist b/c it annoys the hell out of me