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Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)
Granted, but you get cured.
I wish for plushies.
Granted, but they are all Wario plushies.
I wish for a snack.
Granted, but it's an expired snack.
I wish that my pet apples can stop using my TBT account. "Apples are better than humans" is not what you should be saying at all.
today works for me, satan
Granted, all your apples die.
I wish I was Mothra
today works for me, satan
Granted, at night you become the legendary Mothra. But your wish also turns your best friend into King Kong and your mailman into Godzilla, and you all feel the need to fight to the death continuously.
I wish The Aquabats would turn up on my doorstep and ask me to run away with them.
Granted but they steal your pizza.
I wish for pizza...
Granted. There's no cheese.
I wish my 3DS data can never get corrupt as my town never gets deleted (it hasn't happened yet, and I don't think it'll happen).
Last edited: Dec 1, 2014
Granted. But your 3ds breaks soon after.
I wish for a Mario Starman
Granted but it never appears.
I wish for good holidays.
Granted, but bad holidays come too.
I wish political correctness gets abolished in America.
Granted, but in turn, you're in charge of the country
I wish for E3 passes
Granted, but you miss it.
I wish Judge Claude Frollo was real.
Granted but he's not who you think he is...
I wish I had a fox costume for the costume party D:
Granted, but everyone else is also a fox.
I wish Fauna would plot reset where I want her to.
Granted but she moves out the next day.
I wish for a sandwich
Granted, but it's poisoned.
I wish for more days off from school.
Granted, but you also lose summer vacation.
I wish I was rich.
Granted, but people get suspicious and you end up getting arrested.
I wish I had a Steven Stone thing besides a bookmark
Granted, but it catches on fire.
I wish I had an iPhone 6.