Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Pathetic]

granted, but i eat them cx

I wish my computer was faster

 

[Beary]

Granted, but only on internet explorer.

I wish that I had 1 million TBT bells.

 

[Jawile]

Granted, but you can only buy pears with them.

I wish that I had a pet Glaceon.

 

[Blu Rose]

Granted, but the rest of the Pok?mon are included with it.

Here we go:
You are kind of controlled by the legendary beasts, Groudon can cause a major Drought, Kyogre can flood everything, Rayquaza can go on a massive killing spree, Dialga could reverse time itself, Palkia can distort space, Deoxys can go on a massive killing spree, Giratina can destroy the world, Jirachi can give a man power, Kyurem could freeze the world, Reshiram can make the world go down in fire, Zekrom, Raikou, and Zapdos could kill everyone/everything with lightning strikes, etc.
Lastly, Pok?mon attacks can kill people! (Unless if you are Ash. Ash is made of rubber)

I wish that germs that caused any type of bad infection were simultaneously destroyed.

 

[Alienfish]

Granted, but they will still be stored in your room and you must never let them out.

I wish I had candy right now

 

[MTurtle]

Granted but it tastes like boogers

I wish I could visit my boyfriend.

 

[Alienfish]

Granted, but you both end up in the desert

I wish I had more feat cheese

 

[MTurtle]

Grant but you have no way to open the package it comes in.

I wish I got a high paying legal job with coworkers and bosses that I enjoy working with.

 

[lilylily]

granted, but you lose all your friends because you have to work so much.

i kinda wish for a zombie apocalypse right now

 

[Music_123]

granted,but they only come for you

i wish that i draw better on paint

 

[lilylily]

granted, but that's the only thing you'll ever improve in.

i want my days to have more hours.

 

[Music_123]

granted,but you can't do anything

i wish i have every(confirmed) pokemon in my PKMN Y game

 

[Alienfish]

Granted, but you will always be forced to only Shedinjas in battle

I wish I didn't have to wash the dishes

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Granted, but no one else in your household can, so the dishes never get washed, and the food on them goes moldy, and you get a disease from eating off of moldy dishes.

I wish I could live in Sinnoh.

 

[Alienfish]

Granted, but you can only explore Victory Road

 

[Sloom]

@Umeko Granted but you have to be naked with 1000 STRANGERS watching you while doing it

I wish I was the best

 

[Alienfish]

Granted but you must wear a ninja suit 24/7

I wish I had more hats

 

[Jawile]

Granted, but the hats are alive and can eat you at any time.

I wish I lived in Kalos.

 

[Alienfish]

Granted, but you must run obstacle courses everyday and will always fail at the same obstacle.

I wish I had chips again..

 

[lilylily]

granted, but you'll have to eat chips for the rest of your life.

i wish my boyfriend came home from work already :c