Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Alienfish]

Granted but you can only have one once a year

I wish I had stronger arms

 

[Big Forum User]

granted, but they fall off due to too much weight

I wish I could make an amazing personal wish every day for the rest of my life

 

[Alienfish]

Granted but you will always fail to get your wishes.

I wish I had food

 

[Big Forum User]

granted but it piles on top of you and you suffocate and die

I wish I could make an amazing personal wish every day for the rest of my life and my family's life and they would never fail.

 

[Alienfish]

Granted but they will fail if you forget to grow a mustache

I wish I had a smoke

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, but remember those rants your mother and father gave you about Cigarettes? Well, they were right. Soon after you smoke your cigarette, you get cancer.

I wish Skyloft in TLOZ: SS was real so I could live there. o_o

 

[Alienfish]

Granted but it will be winter year-round

I wish I had an Umbreon

 

[Music_123]

granted,but you turn into an orange umbreon

i wish everyone in the world is sane

 

[Blu Rose]

Granted, but then the world is no fun!

I wish everyone would accept others for who they are.

 

[Jawile]

Granted, but everyone would be the same exact person.

I wish my wish won't be corrupted.

 

[Blu Rose]

Granted.
Why'd you come here, in that case?

I wish that I realized that I have to take a test earlier.

 

[Music_123]

granted,but you still didn't study

i wish fun never existed

 

[Beary]

Granted, but being bored if fun now.

I wish that cycling was easier.

 

[krielle]

Granted, but that one villager that you want to leave never leaves lol.

I wish for friends.

 

[Music_123]

granted,but they all bully you

i wish i have every xerneas product

 

[Blu Rose]

Granted, but Xerneas does not like you.

I wish that I could be rid of #Blynny forever.

 

[krielle]

Granted, but you get "#Blynnyloljk" instead.

I wish for pasta.

 

[Music_123]

granted,but it rotts in 7 seconds

i wish i will be protected by light

 

[krielle]

Granted, but you can never sleep.

I wish for happiness.

 

[Music_123]

granted,but you lose it after the second you get it

i wish anyone who annoys me go to another parallel universe