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Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)
Granted, but then he explodes
I wish i was invincible
Granted, but he will be asleep until sunday
I wish I had some food
Granted, but it is Grimy Food, that leaves you Poisoned.
I wish that Allegiant had a better ending...
Granted, Tris, Four, Christina, and Uriah die.
I wish i wasn't so shy
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Granted, but you can only wear tuxedo speedos for a year
I wish I was a ninja
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granted,but you can still be seen
i wish that i can time travel
Granted, but all of your friends and family will move away like your villagers do in animal crossing
I wish Miley Cyrus was a better Twerker
Granted, but she only twerks while wearing baggy jeans and a King of all Cosmos mask.
I wish I had unlimited Animal Crossing bells.
granted,but they will be stolen and you can't use them to buy anything
I wish i knew everything in the world
Granted, but you lose your memory the next day.
I wish Barold didn't exsist.
Granted, but an even worse villager takes his place... And he'll never leave!
I wish I was stronger.
granted,but you turn only stronger than paper
i wish no dreamie villager leave my town
Granted, but your dreamies are Truffles, Benedict, and Vladimir.
I wish I had a 3DS XL.
granted,but when you get it,it breaks
i wish i can predict the future accurately
Granted, but you saw when and how you would die and you spent your whole life trying to prevent it and trying to get away and only realizing that you had wasted your whole life trying to prevent it even thought it was ineveitable and because of that you died there all a lone with out anyone else by your side to love you....
I wish I had some Goldfish
Granted but you can't eat them
I wish I could fly
granted, but you can never fly when it's sunny.
i wish i had more coffee
Granted, but all of the caffeine drives you insane.
I wish i had a better computer.
Granted, but it's gonna have Hannah Montana pictures on your screen covers
I wish I had japanese 3ds
granted, but getting the games sent to your country is expensive
I wish for more wishes