Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[PurplPanda]

Granted, but each and every night you have to go through a very painful reincarnation and you never get any sleep.
I wish ACNL was real.

 

[krielle]

Hippeux a smug kidnaps you, stalks you, and forces you to marry him lol.

I wish to finish making my paths *o*

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, you get your wish. But, a villager moves in and destroys it.

I wish I could remix songs better. D:

 

[L. Lawliet]

only song you can remix with is Friday

I wish to rule the world. forever.

 

[LadyVivia]

Granted but, you died due to eating too many humans and obesity.

I wish to be the best dress designer eva.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Granted, but you charge so much for your dresses that no one can afford to buy them, so you go bankrupt.

I wish I lived in Japan

 

[LadyVivia]

Granted but, one your way there a humongous Godzilla comes and destroys you and the people of Japan.

I wish for a new bike

 

[Blu Rose]

Granted, but you die from lack of fun

I want pie

Holy cow, there is a great thing called outdoors!

@LadyVivia: Granted, but your bike quickly drives you off of a cliff; it has a life too, y'know!

 

[toastia]

Whats your wish??
I wish for a million dollars and that I am the smartest matter in the world

 

[Blu Rose]

Oh my gosh, sorry, I saw two lines of text, and said, "Oh, it is finished."

@Prin: Well, granted, but the two fuse, and you become helpless, smart, one million dollars (Only one wish!)

I wish for us young ones to realize that reality is a great thing.

 

[toastia]

Granted, but the older people forget it!
I wish I had Flipnote Studio.

 

[FanousOnTheLoose]

flipnote studio granted, but it was such a high quality piece of software that your 3ds couldn't handle it and blew up.

I wish I didn't have to go to school anymore

 

[LadyVivia]

Granted, but a few years later, you're a waitor who gets 4 dollars an hour

I wish my Dad could live forever..

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Granted, but you die early instead of him.

I wish that I had my own personal popcorn machine

 

[Alienfish]

But the local amusement park came and took it away.

I wish I was a ninja.

 

[Rosalina]

You are sent away for years and years of rigours, painful and disciplined training.

I wish I had scrambled eggs.

 

[Alienfish]

But they fell to the floor and you stomped them

I wish I had chips

 

[Blu Rose]

Granted, but they are your least favorite.

I wish that depression did not exist.

 

[Beardo]

A cure is created so no one is depressed, but the side effects include death
I wish I had Whitney ;-;

 

[FlaretheBlaire]

Granted, but she moves after a TT accident.

I wish to have a Kit Kat spontaenously appear on my table each morning.