Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[srednivashtar]

Granted but you discover your newly acquired allergy to it.
I wish I could see the future.

 

[Blu Rose]

Granted, but you soon see that the world becomes a wasteland, desolate, gloomy, and despairing.

I wish everybody spoke the same darned language and nobody had the ingenuity to make a new one.

 

[BungoTheElf]

Granted, but you suck at speaking it.

I wish my hair was longerrrrrr

 

[goey0614]

Granted, I can't see your eyes,your hair is blocking!!

I wish I can touch the moon and stars

 

[ThomasNLD]

Granted, but your arms and hands will stay huuuuuuuge.

I wish I could play my fave songs on my guitar.

 

[goey0614]

Granted, but your hands will never stop to play it until those fave song turn into the hatefuuul song.

I wish i could freeze the time whenever I want~

 

[Blu Rose]

Granted, but you soon realize that you can't unfreeze time!

I wish that we would all not have to go to school, and, instead of going to school, take little pills (flavored strawberry!) that would just give us the knowledge that we needed.

 

[goey0614]

Granted, but you will be crying after this because you just had a sweet dream :3

I wish to have unlimited food appear in front of me~

 

[3DSfan134]

Granted but you ate it all in just 1 minute.

I wish I've gone retro.

 

[Blu Rose]

@goey0614: Funny, I did have a swwet dream last night...

@3DSfan134: Granted, but you are soon made fun of for dressing like an old timer!

I wish that money was nonexistant and wasn't required to prosper in this world today.

 

[srednivashtar]

Granted but only the fittest people do prosper and survive by crushing down the weaker ones.
I wish I was the very best, like no one ever was...

 

[VillageDweller]

Granted, but everyone disappears except you, so you really are the best like nobody ever was!

I wish for the world to burn, except that secretly want the person below to corrupt it so that it is actually peaceful.. which is in itself a wish?
i have no idea what i'm saying

 

[goey0614]

Granted, but you need to find a new place to stay and everything have to restart.

I wish I can live in the middle of the ocean~

 

[Psydye]

Granted, you live on R'lyeh and go insane from the non-euclidean geometrical makeup of the city you're in.

I wish people were more optimistic.

 

[MadisonCrossing]

Granted, but you will be forced to go to an un-optimistic place for 2 hours.
I wish I had another copy of New Leaf! ;w;

 

[3DSfan134]

Granted, but your when your turn play it, it freezes.

I wish I have enough money to get a Wii U.

 

[Blu Rose]

Granted, but you discover that the Wii U was an overall waste of money.

I wish for everything to stay the same. That nothing should be different than it is now.

 

[Zanessa]

Granted, but soon you get tired of the same thing.

I wish EA would go bankrupt and Maxis sells the Sims franchise to Valve.

 

[VillageDweller]

Granted, but then Valve goes bankrupt.

I wish for Pokemon to be real~

 

[BungoTheElf]

Granted, but they eat you.

I wish I could eat as much food as I wanted without getting a stomach aches and chubbiness.