Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[haisu]

granted, but it was a lie (didugetit???)

i wish k.k. slider was real

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you never make it to any of his shows or get a copy of his music.

I wish I got all my dreamies.

 

[haisu]

Granted, but your save file corrupts!

i wish i had teleport as a super power

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you teleport to Mars and lose oxygen.

I wish I could be resurrected in TBT Mafia.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, you're ressurected as a member of the Mafia. You are then lynched again and people find out you're mafia.

I wish I was an only child.

 

[FireNinja1]

Granted, but then you find out how depressing it is.

I wish for something. You cannot corrupt this because you do not know my wish.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but everybody finds out your crush.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, it happens but everyone turns into hippies and it becomes the 60s all over again.

I wish GameFreak would make the best PMD Game ever.

 

[3DSfan134]

Granted but Gamefreak made the PMD game but the turned out to be the worst.

I wish I've had the PS4 to have no problems when I'm playing it.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but it breaks when you turn it off.

I wish I was in paradise.

 

[Blu Rose]

Granted, but you soon quickly realize that paradise doesn't exist.

I wish for absolutely nothing. I am happy as I am.

 

[Psydye]

Granted, but you're somehow conscious of the new cold, dark oblivion existence has become.

I wish I had more alcohol lol! I'm running low lol.

 

[Bambi]

Granted, but you're somehow conscious of the new cold, dark oblivion existence has become.

I wish I had more alcohol lol! I'm running low lol.

I bestow upon you more boooze! Only for me to snatch it back and drink it all in front of you MUHAHAHAHA.

I wish I didn't have a cold

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, you get a fever afterwards though.

I wish people would not use slang at all in the world.

 

[Psydye]

^@ Bambi: You sick b**tard how could you?!

Anyways...@ ACE: Granted but they all start talking in really obscure British idioms!

I wish this fat check would come in already!!!! >8C

 

[Blu Rose]

Granted, but you realize that money is not the answer to all of life's problems.

I wish that everybody would die. (including me)

 

[Stalfos]

We all did, and it got soooo boring.

I wish I was a robot.

 

[FireNinja1]

Granted, but then you are thrown into a pool and your systems malfunction.

I wish for something. You cannot corrupt this because you don't know what I am actually wishing for. I'm stretching your mind now, aren't I?

 

[VillageDweller]

No, I grant you something but then I make nothing exist. So you get nothing. (You know, apart from making everything ever not exist anymore)

I wish for world peace :>

 

[Psydye]

@Blu Rose: It is when you want something bad enough!!

Anyways, @VillageDweller: Granted, but coffee becomes bland-tasting. Idk, so random XD.

I wish had something yummy and delicious to eat right now...