Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Midoriya]

Granted, but you use it on something dumb unintentionally.


I wish I had every game system known.

 

[petrichr]

Granted, but they are evil machines that want to kill you.

I wish I could meet my favourite celebrities.

 

[3DSfan134]

Granted but the celebrities were serial killers that want to kill you.

I wish for DeviousCrossing to have less posts than me.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Granted, but you get banned for spamming

I wish that I lived in the pokemon world

 

[petrichr]

Granted, but you are a magikarp that cannot evolve.

I wanna be the very best.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, but you do it by cheating with an AR. u_U

I wish for an adventure of a lifetime.

 

[ThomasNLD]

Granted, but it will be in cartridge format with midi sounds and NES graphics.

I want to meet an alien.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but he abducts you.

I wish I could make everybody I know live forever.

 

[petrichr]

Granted, but they go insane and kill themselves.

I wish I could have a different ACNL fruit.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish for peace.

 

[Beary]

Granted, but it was only of Pie.

I wish for a kitten.

 

[mapleshine]

Granted, but the kitten dies the next day.

I wish I was more social.

 

[LightOfHope]

Granted, but you now talk so much that people say you're too annoying and hate you.

I wish I had a pet fish that lived forever. (I was trying to think strangely.)

 

[Psydye]

Granted but an animal swallows it.

I wish I had a WWHD edition Wii right now...

 

[haisu]

Granted, but it's faulty and doesn't turn on!

I wish i had unlimited money holla

 

[Psydye]

Granted but the economy quickly turns to inflation.

I wish I had cake right now....tiramisu in particular.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you can only eat a small portion of it.

I wish I owned my own house.

 

[ShinyYoshi]

Granted, but you find out it's infested with termites and spiders.

I wish time would move quicker.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, in a few seconds the world ends.

I wish I had a limited edition ALBW 3DS XL rather than my Blue 3DS XL.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you accidentally drop it in the swimming pool.

I wish my life was cake.