Favorite Pick-up lines?

[KingofHearts]

Okay, so I'm sure we've all heard some crazy pick-up lines in our lifetime.

I'll share a couple of favorites with you...

1) Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

2) What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

3) Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.


And you? Share your favorite pick-up lines here!

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[Fabioisonfire]

I never use pick-up lines, but I like to gross people out with these:

Do you know that you have around 200 bones in your body? ... Want another?
Do you have any Italian in you? ... Want some?

 

[MygL]

I know some... In Spanish... Dont know how to say them in English

 

[Fabioisonfire]

I know some... In Spanish... Dont know how to say them in English

Google Translate.

 

[technoxmaniac]

I never use pick-up lines, but I like to gross people out with these:

Do you know that you have around 200 bones in your body? ... Want another?
Do you have any Italian in you? ... Want some?

lol
those are funny.
i dont use pickup lines...

 

[MygL]

I know some... In Spanish... Dont know how to say them in English

Google Translate.

Lol, uhmm thanks?

It appears it doesnt understands it or something cause its still in Spanish when I put it.

Mine are ... uhh sick... =S

 

[fitzy]

Nah, I dont use 'em. Fabio's are frickin hilarious!

 

[doxiegirl]

These are some funny/corny ones...I'll give you the link and you can just look them up..http://www.pickup-lines.org/pick-up-lines/corny/..some are so corny it's unreal...it's a good laugh though''

 

[Bacon Boy]

Baby, your feet must be tired, cause you've been walking around in my head all day!

Hey, I lost my number, can I have yours?

 

[Draco Roar]

Hey babe, do you come with a fire extinguisher? 'Cos your smokin' hot!

 

[Jeremy]

Topic Moved: Brewster's Cafe.

 

[Jeremy]

Actually a lot of these are just inappropriate...