favorite fish/bug catch quotes

[xSuperMario64x]

what are some of your favorite fish and bug puns/jokes from any of the animal crossing games?


a few of my favorites:

"I caught a carp! Ouch! I hurt my wrist... I think it might be CARP-al tunnel!" (GCN)

"I caught an ant! My uncle will be so happy! (That doesn't even make sense!)" (GCN)

"I caught a snail! Seriously though, could you fail to catch a snail?" (CF)

"I caught a tuna! I only wish I'd caught it soona!" (CF)

"I caught a barred knifejaw! I'll have to use it to cut veggies!" (NL)

"I caught an evening cicada! Better than an odding cicada..." (NH)

"I caught a man-faced stink bug! Reminds me of my uncle!" (NH)

"I caught a dung beetle! This species likes feces!" (NH) okay this one actually kills me though

"I caught a frog! Or it's a new neighbor... and I have some apologizing to do." (NH)

"I caught a pond smelt! Whoever smelt it dealt it!" (NH)


I quote all of these so much lol

 

[Meadows]

"I caught a man-faced stink bug! Reminds me of my uncle!" That one is funny

 

[-Mars-]

"I caught a dace! Daces Wild" - Dace Catchquote, Animal crossing
"I caught a loach! You don't suppose it's Hylian, do you?" - Loach Catchquote, Animal crossing
"I caught a sweetfish! And let me tell you, that is one SWEET fish!" - Sweetfish Catchquote, Animal Crossing
"I caught a cherry salmon! It looks so PITful! Get it? Pit? Oh, never mind" - Cherry salmon Catchquote, Animal crossing
"I caught a Killifish! Killer!" - Killifish Catchquote, Animal crossing
"I caught a sea bass! See? Bass!(Why do I keep saying things like that?) - Sea bass Catchquote, Animal Crossing
"I caught a red snapper! That was a snap!(I really have to stop saying things like that)" - Red snapper Catchquote, Animal Crossing
"I caught a tiger butterfly! Here kitty, kitty!" - Tiger butterfly Catchquote, City folk
"I caught a moth! Not scary... NOT SCARY!" - Moth Catchquote, City folk
"I caught a honeybee! Hey there, sweetie!" - Honeybee Catchquote, City folk
"I caught a long locust! Long time, no see?!" - Long locust Catchquote, City folk
"I caught an orchid mantis! I kid you not, man!" Orchid mantis Catchquote, City folk
"I caught a brown cicada! I hope it's not afraid-a!" - Brown cicada Catchquote, City folk
"I caught a bagworm! In the bag, baby!" - Bagworm Catchquote, City folk
"I caught a jewel beetle! Ooh... Sparkly!" - Jewel beetle Catchquote, City folk
"I caught a rainbow stag! Someone tell me, already! Where's the rainbow?!" - Rainbow stag Catchquote City Folk
"Whoa!! I caught a golden stag! The light, the blinding light! - Golden stag Catchquote, City folk
"I caught a pill bug! Why don't you chill bug?" - Pillbug Catchquote, City folk
"I caught a dace! Wooo! In your face! - Dace Caughtquote, City folk
"I caught a barbel steed! What a noble steed, indeed!" Barbel steed Catchquote, City folk
"I caught a koi! Oh, boy!" - Koi Catchquote, City folk
"I caught a Killifish! Bet you feel silly, fish!" - Killifish Catchquote, City folk
"I caught a frog! What's up, frog?" - Frog Catchquote, City folk
"I didn't catch a pike! PSYCH!" - Pike Catchquote, City folk
"I caught a neon tetra! I'd better put on some sunglasses!" - Neon Tetra Catchquote, City folk
"I caught a gar! Gar Har Har HAAAAR!" - Gar catchquote, City folk
"I caught a clownfish! Where's your red nose, hm?" - Clownfish Catchquote, City folk
"I caught a Napoleon fish! Look at the hat on this guy!" - Napoleon fish Catchquote, City folk
"I caught a mantis! Time to pay your respects!" - Mantis Catchquote, New leaf
"I caught a scarab beetle!" Pfff. I've seen scarier!" - Scarab beetle Catchquote, New leaf
"I caught a horned dynastid! Your era just ended, buddy!" - Horned dynastid Catchquote, New leaf
"I caught a horned hercules! Who's the mighty one now?" - Horned hercules Catchquote, New leaf
"I caught a goliath beetle! Hah! He doesn't look so big!" - Goliath beetle Catchquote, New leaf
"I caught a home centipede! Make yourself at home-in my net!" - Home centipede Catchquote, New leaf
"I caught a frog! Hop to it, froggie!" - Frog Catchquote, New leaf
"I caught an eel! Things just got REAL!" - Eel Catchquote, New leaf
"I caught a pike! Oh, yes, I like!" Pike Catchquote, New leaf
"I caught a neon tetra! Wow, That's far out man!" - Neon tetra Catchquote, New leaf
"I caught a clownfish! Who's Laughing now!" Clownfish Catchquote, New leaf
"I caught a mantis! Man, 'tis so cool!" - Mantis Catchquote, New horizons
"I caught an ant! TELL ME WHERE THE QUEEN IS!" - Ant Catchquote, New horizons
"I caught a gar! Yar! It's a gar! Har Har!" Gar Catchquote, New horiozons

 

[Xara]

animal crossing
“i caught a walker cicada! if he'd'a been runnin', i might not have caught him!" - walker cicada
"ewwwww!!!!! a cockroach! i’ll just put it in my pocket!" - cockroach
“i caught an ant! my uncle will be so happy! (that doesn't even make sense!)" - ant
"i caught a pill bug! i bet that's a bitter pill for it to swallow. (that was really awful.)" - pill bug
"i caught a koi! whoever colored it did a really good job!" - koi
"i caught a goldfish! it’s worth its weight in...fish. great." - goldfish

city folk
"i caught a moth! not scary... NOT SCARY!" - moth

new leaf
"i caught a bee! bzzz! bzzz! bzzz! phew! ...but why am i still holding it?!" - bee
"i caught a mole cricket! and i didn't even have to reset!" - mole cricket
"holy fish sticks! i caught a coelacanth! am i saying it right?" - coelacanth

new horizons
"i caught a man-faced stink bug! reminds me of my uncle!" - man-faced stink bug
"i caught a scarab beetle! it’s just a dung beetle with better hobbies." - scarab beetle
"i caught a frog! or it's a new neighbor... and i have some apologizing to do." - frog
"i caught a sturgeon! wonder if it can perform sturgery..." - sturgeon

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"I caught a koi! Don't be coy. (Ugh.)" (Wild World)
"I caught a loach! You don't suppose it's Hylian, do you?" (Animal Crossing)
"I caught a pop-eyed goldfish! It should've eaten its spinach!" (New Leaf)
"I caught a stringfish! Five more and I'll have a guitarfish!" (New Horizons)

There are also different catch quotes depending on the language. One time I played New Horizons in French for the fun of it, and I caught a mitten crab. It said: "Tu as pris un crabe chinois! C'est le plus asiatique des crustacés!" (Rough Translation: "You got a Chinese crab! It's the most Asian of all crustaceans!") I like that one a lot as well.

 

[Mr_Keroppi]

"Whoa! A golden fish. I think this is a dorado! Who knew they lived here!?" —Wild World
"I caught a rainbow trout! Where's my pot of gold?!" —City Folk
"I caught a birdwing butterfly! Tweet tweet, flap flap?" —City Folk
" WHOA! I caught a golden stag! Better not spend it all in one place! " - New Leaf
"I caught a barred knifejaw! I'll have to use it to cut veggies!" —New Leaf
"I caught a horned elephant! Did it get lost from the herd?" —New Leaf
"I caught a walker cicada! Pffft. I walk all the time and no one calls me "Walker [player name]"." —New Horizons
"I caught a ladybug! Sorry to disturb you, ma'am." —New Horizons
I never really played GCN too much as the villagers hurt my feelings. I haven't played WW in atleast a year so I kinda have forgotten some of the memorable ones!