Comedy

[Lone_Wolf]

Come and tell some jokes here!

Heres my joke
There three aliens that could only say few words,alien 1 can say he go me mad,alien 2 can say sticks and knive,and alien 3 can say whoppee I'am first in line
A police officer comes up to the aliens a says"the lady over there said you killed someone,why did you kill him?"Alien 1 says"He got me mad,he got me mad"
police officer:with what you kill him?
alien 2:Sticks and knives,Sticks and knives
police officer:looks like you'll all have to go to the electric chiar
alien 3:whopee I'am first in line!

:rofl:
:rofl:

 

[Grawr]

Whooah. this thread wasnt very active. I dont have any jokes, but have any of you heard of the comedian "Brian Regan"?

 

[Lone_Wolf]

no

 

[Jeremy]

Whooah. this thread wasnt very active. I dont have any jokes, but have any of you heard of the comedian "Brian Regan"?

Definetly! He's great!

 

[Grawr]

Whooah. this thread wasnt very active. I dont have any jokes, but have any of you heard of the comedian "Brian Regan"?

Definetly! He's great!

HES AWESOME!!!!!! ive never heard of another person that liked Brian Regan before! hes hilariouse!

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

Here's A Joke for you.

Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Why not?

 

[DarthGohan1]

ummm...he was hungry???


heres mine:
why did the turkey cross the road?

 

[Soccerboy8033]

Whooah. this thread wasnt very active. I dont have any jokes, but have any of you heard of the comedian "Brian Regan"?

He's my favorite!

Ok, time for my joke: Two fish were just swimming along and talking, until one of them hit something, and said "Dam!"

Funny stuff.

 

[Spongebob]

Thread revived!

 

[Capella]

Thread revived!

WHY

 

[Spongebob]

Because I'm a boss.

 

[Capella]

Because I'm a boss.

...........................-.-

 

[Spongebob]

Ikr

 

[Bowie]

How did you even find this?