Animal Crossing Pick-Up Lines

[Serif]

A few friends and I were having a discussion that resulted in pick-up lines based on the wonderful world of Animal Crossing~ Can you come up with any zingers to share? Remember, the worse they are, the better!

"Katrina said mens' bottoms were the key to unlocking my fortune today. Wanna help me get lucky?"

"Baby are you plot resetting? Because you just plotted right into my heart."

Edit: Received a request to allow "Put-Down Lines" as well. Ahaha

 

[ElysiaCrossing]

If you were a Dr. Shrunk joke, I'd still laugh. Wanna skype?

 

[Clavis]

"I believe you possess the only fruit i lack in my town : the banana"

"Your town may be full of peaches, but we all know where the best one is"

"I'd love you even if you wore a Bow Wig"

"It's Gracie's fashion check time : The theme is "nothing" "

"You're Worth 10 billion IGB bby"

(i may have started this craze with Elysia and Serif xD)

 

[Serif]

"Is your name Kapp'n? Because you sing like an angel"

 

[Clavis]

"Why do you keep sending me pictures of yourself with your number as a caption"

 

[Awesomeness1230]

All the bells in the world couldn't buy you

Everyone has to be the mayor at some point

Life is such a bargain, hm?

You make Gracie look like a tramp.

 

[ElysiaCrossing]

"When I see you, I kinda get this feeling. The same feeling Isabelle gives me when she says I can't freaking put my pwp where I want"

 

[Serif]

Lmfao the Gracie ones are beautiful.

"Did Cyrus do some work on you? Because you have a heart of GOLD."

- - - Post Merge - - -

"You're kind of like a scorpion. I always hope to see you, but I'm always hurt when you appear"
^Realest put-down line ever?

 

[Chipped-Teacup]

Are you Cyrus? Because you just customised my heart

- - - Post Merge - - -

"Did Cyrus do some work on you? Because you have a heart of GOLD."

Goddammit XD

 

[Serif]

Are you Cyrus? Because you just customised my heart

- - - Post Merge - - -



Goddammit XD

That hivemind LOL

"Baby you wanna come over? Because my gates are always open for you~ "

 

[Clavis]

"When I see you, I kinda get this feeling. The same feeling Isabelle gives me when she says I can't freaking put my pwp where I want"

Copyright me x).

"I'm surprised that you don't have Jacob's ladders growing all over you, because you are P E R F E C T"

 

[Jacob]

no

 

[Awesomeness1230]

I love bunnies. Especially talking ones.

 

[Serif]

Spoiler: these r not age appropriate

Are you named Blather's? Bc i really wanna give u my donation, girl ;D

Wanna K.K. Slide over to my place, girl? ;D

You are Isa-hella fine, girl ;D

Gracie's Neck isnt the only long thing downtown, girl ;D

Wanna use my rod to catch somethin, girl? ;D

Wanna get happy at my home, girl? ;D

ROFL the last one I died

Put-down: "I never knew what Rafflesia looked like until you came around"
"Is your name Celeste? Because I honestly forgot you existed"

Pick-Up: "I used to be a black rose, but then you made me gold again."
"When you come to my town, it's like the Beautiful Town Ordinance enacts itself!"

 

[Jacob]

just gon bump dis

 

[Clavis]

Please don't click this if you're eleven and easily distraught.

Spoiler: read above don't complain

I'mma judge it like Nat judges bugs. The size and shine is perfect !

 

[Jacob]

ABsolutely not

 

[ElysiaCrossing]

Spoiler: 13 y/o or older pls

"Going to find someone like I find fish for a tournament, the biggest and tastiest"

props to my best friend for coming up with this

 

[Serif]

"Wanna have a look in my Nooks'?"

"Are you a stringfish? Cause I'm all tangled up in your chords~"

"You're sweeter than a Sweetfish~"

"You're like a butterfly. All of my villagers want you."

 

[The Hidden Owl]

"Wanna have a look in my Nooks'?"

"Are you a stringfish? Cause I'm all tangled up in your chords~"

"You're sweeter than a Sweetfish~"

"You're like a butterfly. All of my villagers want you."

omg the last one rofl