Animal Crossing Pick-Up Lines

[BowserFanGurl1999]

I've got one for fans of the rabbit villagers. I'd imagine Gaston might say something like this...

"My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky, mon chou... <3"

 

[Serif]

I've got one for fans of the rabbit villagers. I'd imagine Gaston might say something like this...

"My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky, mon chou... <3"

I was waiting for you to make your way here lul

Spoiler: just in case

"Your bedroom's about to become a Sloppy set"

 

[ThatRandomMayor]

Spoiler: just in case

"Your bedroom's about to become a Sloppy set"

Oh SNAAP!

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I came up with a really lame one:

I'll be your Cyrus, if you be my Reese.

Actually, that turned out quite cute. Not really a pick up line to pick up girls for the, er, "fun times", but definitely one to pick up girls, tell them you love them, and abandon them like Flora did with me. I am one evil sonofabi*** because of her.
Why, Flora? You said that you loved me!

 

[Jacob]

Oh SNAAP!

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I came up with a really lame one:

I'll be your Cyrus, if you be my Reese.

Actually, that turned out quite cute. Not really a pick up line to pick up girls for the, er, "fun times", but definitely one to pick up girls, tell them you love them, and abandon them like Flora did with me. I am one evil sonofabi*** because of her.
Why, Flora? You said that you loved me!

i... im so sorry she hurt you like that

 

[doveling]

wow this thread is gold ; ')
ok ok, ''are you an incomplete snowman? i'd love to roll your balls around ;') ''

''is it just me, or is that a hammerhead shark i see in your pockets ;'* ?''

 

[ThatRandomMayor]

i... im so sorry she hurt you like that

She only sent me a letter instead of s-saying goodbye to my face!

 

[Albuns]

Hey, is your name Reese? Because my name's Cyrus, and alpaca lunch if it means sharing it with you~

Oh gosh, that was so cheesy and bad... it'll never work. [ /)~(\ ]

 

[Serif]

Spoiler: This is easily my lamest and dumbest one yet wao

"Are you a star? Cause I'd love to Wishy all over you"

Keep 'em coming guys. A lot of these are really funny~

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Hey, is your name Reese? Because my name's Cyrus, and alpaca lunch if it means sharing it with you~

Oh gosh, that was so cheesy and bad... it'll never work. [ /)~(\ ]

Hey that's the very point of it y'know. The cheesier they are, the better!
Also I thought it was cute haha

 

[CrossAnimal]

Is that a venus comb in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Yup, these are the cheesiest lines ever.

 

[Usagimon]

this thread is incredible aha

wow this thread is gold ; ')
ok ok, ''are you an incomplete snowman? i'd love to roll your balls around ;') ''

''is it just me, or is that a hammerhead shark i see in your pockets ;'* ?''

at first i was like "hammerhead shark? why not whale shark?"

and then i was like "... hammer me with that hammerhead shark you got in your pockets"..

 

[Albuns]

Spoiler: This is easily my lamest and dumbest one yet wao

"Are you a star? Cause I'd love to Wishy all over you"

Keep 'em coming guys. A lot of these are really funny~

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Hey that's the very point of it y'know. The cheesier they are, the better!
Also I thought it was cute haha

Haha, if they worked like puns, then I guess cheesier is better!
And awh, thanks~ x3

 

[Serif]

Haha, if they worked like puns, then I guess cheesier is better!
And awh, thanks~ x3

Cheese makes everything better~

Spoiler: Maaaaaybe not suitable for the young'uns

"Hey baby why don't you make like Porter and open up those gates"

 

[ThatRandomMayor]

Cheese makes everything better~

Spoiler: Maaaaaybe not suitable for the young'uns

"Hey baby why don't you make like Porter and open up those gates"

Thats definitely not suitable for little ones. It's funny how most of us on this forum (for a child's game) aren't little kids and we can be as inappropriate as we want.

 

[Serif]

I'm having trouble thinking of more innocent ones sadly :c

The Cyrus/Reese ones were really good lol.

"Would you let me catalogue your heart? " lol

 

[ThatRandomMayor]

I'm having trouble thinking of more innocent ones sadly :c

The Cyrus/Reese ones were really good lol.

"Would you let me catalogue your heart? " lol

"Er, no. LAst time someone said that I woke up 6 hours later and lost a kidney"

 

[Albuns]

"Hey, are you a beehive? Cause when I shook that tree, you fell from the sky and pierced to my heart."

Haha, this is actually kinda fun~

 

[PeeBraiin]

"Your perfect peach is the only one I see"

 

[starcharmer]

I saw that put-down lines were allowed in this thread and I'm surprised that no one has said this yet: "Are you a sea bass? Because I'm sick of seeing your face." Gosh, I wish I thought of that one sooner! I definitely would have sent it to that one villager out of spite. Pfft.

And I don't know if this next one counts as pick-up line as I saw this in a post for valentines day cards but it's a favorite of mine so I'll share it here anyway: "Love strikes like a new villager, unexpectedly and in the most random places." Aww~

 

[The Hidden Owl]

I can't think of any pick ups... but idek how I thought of this one.

"I hope your brain isn't like my town: full of dead spots."

 

[mintellect]

This thread is AMAZING.

This isn't very good but...
"Your like a Teir One villager: everyone wants you."