Animal Crossing Pick-Up Lines

[Serif]

I saw that put-down lines were allowed in this thread and I'm surprised that no one has said this yet: "Are you a sea bass? Because I'm sick of seeing your face." Gosh, I wish I thought of that one sooner! I definitely would have sent it to that one villager out of spite. Pfft.

And I don't know if this next one counts as pick-up line as I saw this in a post for valentines day cards but it's a favorite of mine so I'll share it here anyway: "Love strikes like a new villager, unexpectedly and in the most random places." Aww~

That first one made me laugh and the 2nd made me d'aww~ Very good!

"If you were a coffee from Brewster's, I'd never let you cool off!"

 

[Valliecat]

"Are you an unassessed fossil? Because I'm identifying you tonight, babe."

 

[MyLifeIsCake]

Can't wait until Valentine's day so I can spam post these in people's message boxes,haha.

Spoiler: Cute ones

I love you more than all the sharks in the ocean~
Are you a royal crown? Because you sure look like treasure to me.
Are you on the stock market? Cause I' want to spoil you like week old turnips.
You remind me of a piece of art. Everytime I see you my face gets Crazy Redd <3

Spoiler: Here's the bad ones please don't open

I̶m̶m̶a̶ ̶b̶a̶n̶g̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶r̶o̶c̶k̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶l̶l̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶b̶e̶l̶l̶s̶.̶ ̶
K̶.̶K̶ ̶S̶l̶i̶d̶e he̶r̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶d̶.̶ ̶
L̶e̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶r̶o̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶s̶e̶ ̶b̶a̶l̶l̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶
Baby, our love's as real as a piece of art from Redd's. Fake and worthless </3

 

[GurglingT]

These. Are. Amazing.

"I won't mind if you run down my grass all day darling"

"Is your name Reese cause dat azz got me looking twice"

"You're like a dreamie in a cycle town. I'd stalk you."

Put down maybe?
"I'm not that easy.. Just like an unorderable set that's region locked."

Put down;
"Of all the fish in the sea, I get a black bass"

 

[mayorcarlie]

As mayor, welcome to my pocket

 

[GurglingT]

"Is that an eel in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

Inspired by Biskit asking me earlier that he was dreaming of my eel all day. XD

 

[Kaiserin]

Are you a bell?cause boooooy I wouldn't mind saving you~

Spoiler

 

[classically.trained]

Put Down- Is your name Serena? Cause every time I see you I wanna throw an axe at your head. (City Folk Ref)

 

[Serif]

The Crazy Redd one was ****ing clever omg. Loving it~

"You're like my dreamies; I'll talk to you every day and turn back time to save you"
"Is your name Merengue? Cause I wanna lick that nose~"

"You remind me of a gyroid; You make a lot of noise and you're dead inside"

 

[classically.trained]

LOL I just found a few good ones online. (So don't give me credit for these, I didn't come up with them.)

Pickups:

"Are you a foreign DLC? Cause I've been lookin for you all my life"

"Hey gurl, are you a gyroid? Cause you sure know how to move those hips"

Spoiler: 10 year olds avert your eyes

"Hey girl, I'm from the HHA and I'm here to give you points in the bedroom"

 

[ThatRandomMayor]

Are you Blathers? Because I'll donate my Pale Chub to you

 

[sock]

Spoiler: 10 year olds avert your eyes

"Hey girl, I'm from the HHA and I'm here to give you points in the bedroom"

Oh my gosh this one!!! Lmfao

Are you Pete? Because you can fly away with me anytime.

EDIT: Laughing so much at the dirty ones.

Spoiler: Little kiddies don't look

I'm gonna get a morning glory for you (reference to the flower)

 

[Serif]

Since this fell off the first page over 24hrs ago, I'm bumping it back up~ Keep 'em coming if you want

 

[Serif]

Trying again since TBT bugged out

 

[Serif]

...It bugged again. We're giving this thread one more shot >>

Edit: -Finally- e.e lol. Anyway keep 'em coming.