Animal Crossing in real life.

You never gain or lose weight, you never grow, you rarely eat, and you never have to use the bathroom.
Your hair can be changed in a matter of seconds.
You flip to change clothes.
 
When you bring your friend an apple they repay you by giving you their laptop.
 
A dog has a leaf in her mouth. She drops it in front of your feet, and you take it to your house. You throw it on the floor -

SUDDENLY
A WILD CHAIR APPEARED
 
That one moment when you go to pick up a piece of furniture that fell out a tree and it gets up and walks away
 
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