Animal Crossing in real life.

[mayorcarlie]

While I was getting annoyed while shopping at the Nooks (as per usual) I had a funny thought, can you imagine if every time you went into a grocery store you had to walk up to each item and purchase it individually? And half the time the staff had these lengthy explanations on how to use your new roll of toilet paper etc.

What are some other amusing real life comparisons? I'm sure I can think of a few more, I'll post them as I come up with them! Could be fun

 

[okaimii]

Imagine a random person moving on your lawn.

 

[Leil]

Or someone moving in to the middle of the road, for weeks. o_o

 

[mayorcarlie]

Omg, you come out to water your garden and there's a house there. That's so messed up! Hahaha

 

[stinaj68]

Haha this would be so funny and weird! No one would have real jobs and i would just be traveling to the island and constantly hunting for beetles to earn money all the time. It would be really cool to have all the animals talk to me though. I probably would never get any sleep because my house would always be under construction also. I would never have to eat anything for the rest of my life. I could grow an entire orchard in three days. I would pretty much own my town haha.

 

[dudeabides]

Next time you see someone walking their dog who puts the poor thing in a shirt or whole outfit... go up to it and offer to trade a fresh sea bass for their tee shirt.

 

[visibleghost]

enormous and lots of beetles everywhere. ew

 

[okaimii]

Having coffee with your bird friend.

 

[chainosaur]

I could be chillin' in my house, and then suddenly "UH HUH HUH HEY DINO ARE YOU HOME???"

 

[eat]

We will all choose to time travel.

 

[visibleghost]

every time u wake up... u r greeted by a yellow, talking dog.... wearing a cardigan and a skirt....

 

[mayorcarlie]

Hahaha, this is hilarious!

 

[okaimii]

Having an animal come up to you to give you their glorious selfie.
someone should really draw this

 

[Togekid]

You wake up and your dog (if you don't have one, you do now) is inches from your face and looks just like Isabelle; they start talking animalese.

 

[Reineke]

No one's going to mention getting off a train and someone proclaims you to be the new mayor? I'll take that low hanging fruit.

- - - Post Merge - - -

every time u wake up... u r greeted by a yellow, talking dog.... wearing a cardigan and a skirt....

I would be okay with this.

 

[SomeKindaWeirdo]

"Wow! You sure do like buying saplings from my gardening store! Here's an AXE!"
Cue lots of serial killers lining up at the gardening store.

 

[effys]

I'd be pretty creeped out if someone put a tent/campsite up in town and tried to buy my stuff by playing games

 

[Sanxithe]

Omg this thread is so funny XD

A hair salon machine that swallows up your entire body

Changing the wallpaper and flooring in ur house only takes a few seconds

Building your house room by room. And every time u want to expand your room they tear down the walls and add them back a metre or two away OVERNIGHT!

Somehow there's a bird in a sailor suit that keeps losing his memory and always knows your address so he can send you stuff.

Wigs that change colour to your current hair colour when you wear them

Flowers that bloom as soon as you take them out of the packets

Frequenting a night club though you're partying alone

Being the only donor to your local museum.

The fake art vendor never gets sued or sent to jail because he's the only one you can get (possibly) real art from.

Deciding to play a "plant the flower" game at night periodically brings out the Sun so you can see better

Oh boy oh boy oh boy

 

[ieRWaZz]

Imagine how crazy it will be if your neighbours move and take their house with them
Or how is it possible you can put a fridge in a letter, but a goldfish don't fit

 

[Song]

Being able to do a back flip and instantly have on new clothes. (I would actually love this.)