Animal Crossing in real life.

Omg! This thread is hilarious.

What if you go out of your house to talk to your best friend who is a rhino who next to you, only to see her whole house is gone? You then sadly go home and realise that a anteater is getting his house built in your back yard.

And everybody in your neighborhood is complaining about how small pockets are, while you go around with five fridges in them.

At halloween adults will try to scare the heck out of kids, only because they want their candy. And if they don't get the candy they take a piece of clothes of the kids and replaces it with something else.
 
Becoming the best of friends with a horse to get his picture only to find out you can't hang it on the wall ;-;
 
trees growing to full size in only a few days.
golden fruit???
one of your neighbours has dropped a book and you ask around to see who has lost it. One of them says "this couldn't be mine! I've never owned something like this!"
naked dog plays music on the local club every saturday.
you and one neighbour are the only people in the night club.
being able to store 180 fridges in your fridge
if you stack fruit it will, no matter how many fruits you put in the stack, always look like there are three fruits in it.

in city folk if u didn't play for one day rover forgot your name. wow. thanks a lot. imagine that irl.
 
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Someone walking up to you on the street and saying they can 'smell' something in your pockets and want it.
 
Someone walking up to you on the street and saying they can 'smell' something in your pockets and want it.

oh m y go d. that would be so creepy.

or when u give someone a piece of clothing and they change in front of u.... in the middle of the street... i mean okay then....
 
oh m y go d. that would be so creepy.

or when u give someone a piece of clothing and they change in front of u.... in the middle of the street... i mean okay then....


Man that was funny......

How about hitting rocks and getting money from them.

Shaking trees and having big pieces of furniture from them.
 
Imagine being able to actually afford a home, with loans you can pay back at your leisure simply by selling **** on the ground.

Yeah that would be wonderful.
 
imagine catching a flee off a neighbour's head, and then when you speak to them they want it, so you trade with them and get a bathtub.

- - - Post Merge - - -

oR giving your negihbour a new shirt. they change in front of you and as a thanks for giving you the shirt they give you the shirt they were wearing earlier ):
 
In real life, you walk next door to greet your new neighbor... And they're an alligator... Then your next new neighbor is a bird. You suddenly feel out of place as a human :p
 
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Your neighbor is moving today.
They take their house with them.

But you think this is amazing, because you have always wanted to have a road there. It would be much more convenient.
So you print the same concrete tile a few hundred times, and staple that to the dirt where their house used to be, and start a fundraiser to have it lit up by a street lamp or two.

And then after a day of honest hard work, you return home but decide that your desk would look nicer on that other wall, so you play furniture tetris by sliding it around and rotating it only by 90 degrees. Picking things up is a pain, anyway.

Finally, before you go to bed (with all your clothes on, as you always do), you want to have one last drink. But the refrigerator with your drinks is downstairs and the caf? is even further away, so you open up your desk drawer and pull your drinks out of there.
 
"unfortunately today due to over farming, lack of conservation efforts and the high price they fetch on the market, golden stag beetles have officially been driven to extinction"

Turns out I woke up with a bit of a morbid sense of humour today!
 
Life like animal crossing would be like your best friend coming up to you asking you to deliver a present to a friend who's standing right behind you actually watching you two talking.
 
Having neighbors move in and out every week.
Only three fruits in a tree?
Everyone just wears a shirt, no pants, shoes etc.
Just finding fossils randomly.
Stores getting expanded in like a day
 
it's one size fits all on all clothes even though some villagers are 50% of your height... imagine if everyone irl hade the same size shirt /:
 
Wow, let me see if I have enough room in my pockets for a WHALE SHARK.... YEP! There's room. IRL never, lol!!!

Being ok with having 15 bugs crawling around in your pockets....

Wishing I could have gyroids in real life to put in my garden!!!

As my villagers represent my kids (Gavin is Static, Filbert is Caleb, Peanut is Paris and Marshal is Moo), am kinda liking the fact that they each have their own house VERY near mine, but I don't have to tell them to keep it down ;P

Being on a coffee, fruit and mushroom diet, (I'd say fish, but we aren't allowed to eat them) keeps our weight down! HA!!!
 
Seeing people in pitfalls.
Showing off your latest catch- a whale shark.
The lady that does the wallpaper or carpet makes your house explode with smoke and stars.. @.@
Only having to wait a day for new items to appear in the shops.
Snowmen that talk to you and criticize how you made them not perfect. T-T
A small trash can fit a wardrobe.
Only having to wait 30 minutes for someone to recolour/paint/remodel your furniture.
 
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