A story of PWNAGE of EPIC proportions

[Garrett x50 cal]

Andre-Francois Raffray A lawyer from France Thought he made the deal of a lifetime.
In 1965 He signed a contract Giving Jeanne Calment $500 a month for life--on the condition that he would get her house when she died. Believing Calment's days were numbered, Andre (47) figured he would soon own a house for very little money. Raffray waited and waited for Celment to die. Ten years passed ... twenty....thirty...and Celmet was still going strong! In February 1996, She celebrated her 121st Birthday, making her the oldest known living person in the world. Ten months later Raffray Died at the age of 77. Before his death, he said "We all make bad deals in life. This was mine." He paid Celment more then 180,000 for a house worth no more then 60,000--a house he never got to own.

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

Thoughts? .-.

 

[mariofreak!]

He failed

 

[Gnome]

Sucked for him.

 

[Neko Yuki Pyrozanryu]

Lmfao she must of been like ' LOL YOU *censored.3.0*ING FAILED NOOB'
Is she still alive?

 

[Princess]

Wow that story was so epic it pwned. .-.
But seriously, thats what you get. Trying to trick an old person..shaaamee.

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

Lmfao she must of been like ' LOL YOU *censored.3.0*ING FAILED NOOB'
Is she still alive?

I said she died at 121.

 

[Pear]

Lmfao she must of been like ' LOL YOU *censored.3.0*ING FAILED NOOB'
Is she still alive?

I said she died at 121.

I think she died in 1991.

 

[Gnome]

Lmfao she must of been like ' LOL YOU *censored.3.0*ING FAILED NOOB'
Is she still alive?

I said she died at 121.

I think she died in 1991.

In February 1996, She celebrated her 121st Birthday

 

[Pear]

Lmfao she must of been like ' LOL YOU *censored.3.0*ING FAILED NOOB'
Is she still alive?

I said she died at 121.

I think she died in 1991.

In February 1996, She celebrated her 121st Birthday

*Facepalm directed at self*

 

[«Jack»]

Lmfao she must of been like ' LOL YOU *censored.3.0*ING FAILED NOOB'
Is she still alive?

I said she died at 121.

Actually, the story never said when she died, just the other guy.
She actually died at age 122.

 

[Lisathegreat!]

Woah.. Sucks for him. I bet she smiled a lot, they say the more you laugh and smile, the longer you live... I wonder if that's true.

 

[Smash Genesis]

She was a crafty woman. Though why she would accept payment in dollars when she was French is beyond me... T_T

 

[Gnome]

She was a crafty woman. Though why she would accept payment in dollars when she was French is beyond me... T_T

Maybe she moved to america? That or maybe it was still worth something?

 

[Ron Ronaldo]

XD; Ooohh he got punked

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

She was a crafty woman. Though why she would accept payment in dollars when she was French is beyond me... T_T

I'm sure they converted French money to Dollars just for the reader.