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A Million Dollars, BUT

No way, flying is exhausting, let alone every day. XD

A million dollars, but you have this one itchy spot on your back that is just out of reach for the remainder of your life.
 
I would do it but it would be hard. Im pretty tolerant.

A million dollars but you are allergic to flour and anything with it.
 
Thats too dangerous
Million dollars, but you can only travel overseas with a small wooden boat.
 
I think most countries I wanna go to are connected by land so yes

a million dollars but you get bed bugs that you can't ever get rid of
 
No sorry, sleeping is the only comfort i get in this life

a million dollars but you have to deal with the ghost of michael jackson attempting to start small talk with you but it never goes anywhere and there's no way u can stop
 
Oh if that's going to last an eternity absolutely not.

A million dollars can be yours but you'll always have a migraine that won't go away no matter what you do.
 
that's bit disappointing but I'll take it, lots of food left to be eaten

a million dollars but your body ages 10 years
 
No, because time (and health) is much more valuable than money.

A million dollars but you uncontrollably fart every time you finish speaking a sentence.
 
That one is really good!
I'm not too sure honestly.
Can I willingly withhold the truth when needed?

I think I'll say yes to that!

A million dollars but: you can't own any property (like land/living space property)
 
Yes because I can rent a giant sky house. Idk if they exists yet but I want one

A million dollars but you can only use it in pennies
 
sure nothing says i have to use it all in one go xD

a million dollars, but you have to eat one spider a day (ewwww xc)
 
Yeah, I could totally do that, especially if I can cook them into things, insects are the protein of the future!

A Million dollars but, you have to lick the side walk outside a nasty bus station
 
sure i'll lick the bus too

a million dollars but you aren't allowed to have any pets for your whole life (if you have one now it'll get sent away to a good home)
 
I guess I can deal with that since I don't have any pets at the moment
A million dollars, but your shoelaces are sensitive and it unties itself easily.
 
Sure, get things like slip in shoes and Velcro

A million dollars but your birthday gets moved to leap year so that you will never be legal age for anything.
 
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