A million dollars, but you have to watch all of the Alvin and the Chipmunk movies in Spanish on repeat for a year, with breaks only for eating and sleeping.
I would. As much as that isn't ideal, since you didn't say I had to eat it at every meal, I'd just make sure my other two meals were very healthy to balance it out. If I did have to eat it for every meal, I'd still go for the million and just try to research what the absolute healthiest options were.
A million dollars, but you can't use any form of lotion or moisturizer for a year and have to live in a very dry climate.