A Million Dollars, BUT

[PyroMike]

100% yea.

You get a million dollars but you have to begin every sentence with "I'm not racist, but..."

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

heck no

A million dollars, but you can only eat your least favorite food for half a year

 

[PyroMike]

That's already how it be, so yeah.

A million dollars but there's a 30% chance that you just die.

 

[Midoriya]

I’ll take it.

A million dollars, but you have to “holler” at a million people in life until you get to a million.

 

[PyroMike]

Nah. Would take too long.

You get a million dollars but every dollar you spend is eventually sent to a psychotic dictator.

 

[kiwi-strawberry]

probably, i could just spend some of the money to help get him put in jail i suppose.

a million dollars, but you will steadily start to lose the money over time. (a certain amount of money would be gone after every couple of days)

 

[PyroMike]

I would still get money to spend. Only if it continued detoriating the money afterwards I might not accept.

You get a million dollars but if you don't spend it all or get rid of it within a week one of your organs will completely fail.

 

[nintendofan85]

Not taking that. I'm notorious for not spending money for long periods of time.

A million dollars, but every time you're in a car, it can only go into reverse.

 

[PyroMike]

Public transport. You only said cars, not buses or trains. So I accept.

You get a million dollars but every time you sleep you get terrifying hallucinations at night until the money is all spent.

 

[rhinoo]

i'm taking that.

1mil but 3 quaters have to go to your worst enemy, or else you'll get pushed in a pig farm and the pigs will eat you.

 

[gobby]

Pigs will do that. And yeah I'm my own worst enemy so I'll take that money

Million dollars BUT, every 10,000 dollars you spend you become a witness to a horrible crime

 

[rhinoo]

no.

1mil but you have it in 1ps.

 

[PyroMike]

I have no idea what you're trying to abbreviate with "PS" and if its pennies I already did that one. I won't accept.

You get a million dollars but it comes in one of 3 chests which one has a million dollars, one has nothing, and one has a highly contagious virus that kills within one week. You have to open one and only one for a chance to receive the money.

 

[Midoriya]

Sure, I’ll take it.

A million dollars, but the person you’ve been married to for a long time cheats on you.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Well it's highly unlikely that I'll ever be married so I won't have to worry about that anyways. So yes.

A million dollars, but every one of your favorite game series makes a crappy game from then on.

 

[PyroMike]

I got ninja's so I'll plead the fifth.

You get a million dollars but every time you go down the stairs you have to hop.

 

[Midoriya]

I’ll take it.

A million dollars, but you lose it all in the lottery and don’t win anything.

 

[PyroMike]

Well then I just don't get money, so no.

You get a million dollars but your ideas are never accepted anymore.

 

[Adriel]

not accepting, not worth it in a job thats constantly about ideas

million dollars, but no food tastes like it suppose to (strawberries taste like chicken, chicken tastes like strawberries, etc.)

 

[nintendofan85]

I wouldn't take it, since I love food so much!

A million dollars, but everything you watch on TV or at the movie theater must be played in a different language and you can't get English subtitles. If English is not your first language, or you speak multiple languages, it will always be in one you don't know.