A Million Dollars, BUT

[SwampEntities]

That sounds like the worst but I’ll do it

A million dollars but every time you sneeze or cough you say owo so loud that everyone in the room or area hears you

 

[Chronos314_XD]

Listen I have nothing but respect for a lot of the talented artists and kind people in the furry fandom but even I can't do this to myself, even if it is for a million dollars. If you're like me and live in the south you would get jumped on the spot for saying something like that.

A million dollars but you lose 100$ every day that you don't spend it.

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

Deal

A million dollars but all vegetables will have the flavor of when they are spoiled(they are not spoiled and are not unsafe to eat).

 

[SwampEntities]

Nope! I couldn’t do it XD

Million dollars but your socks are always damp. And if you don’t wear socks your shoes are damp and even if you do not wear any shoes your feet are damp. (It dosnt effect your health in anyway)

 

[Chronos314_XD]

No that sounds horrible.

A million dollars but you have to give up your #1 favorite hobby.

 

[NovariusHaze]

No thanks.

A million dollars but water tastes like mint orange juice.

 

[SwampEntities]

I’ll do it! Sounds like an experience every time
1 million dollars but every day for a year when the time hits 12pm someone dies (you can not control who it is, could be some one you know or someone random)

 

[Yoshi155]

Sure. Way more people than that die every minute (actually, at least one person dies every second), so nothing really changes. It’s most likely not going to be someone I know anyway.

A million dollars, but wherever you are as you’re reading this post is the place where you’ll have to stay for the next one year. People can bring things to you, but you’re not allowed to leave.

 

[Muna]

Easy peasy! Staying home for a year sounds like a small inconvenience for that kind of money.

A million dollars, but you instantly age 10 years.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I’d take it. My dad’s side of the family has relatives that lived longer than my mom’s side and they all looked younger than they really are.

Million dollars but now the only mail you’ll receive for the rest of your life is junk mail.

 

[Chronos314_XD]

I'm pretty much already living that reality at this point, deal.

A million dollars but you lose 10 years off of your expected lifespan.

 

[VernalLapin]

Nah.

A million dollars, but you have to bite a carolina reaper every day.

 

[lasagne_of_death]

Not a chance

A million dollars but you have to play flappy bird for two hours every day for the rest of your life

 

[floatingzoo]

Time. Tis precious. No.

A million dollars but it cannot be spent on any utilities.

 

[Muna]

Sure! It's still a million dollars for everything else.

A million dollars but every second day any shoes you put on have high heels.

 

[lasagne_of_death]

It would be really inconvenient but I'd probably do it (hopefully I'd get used to the challenge of balancing lol)

A million dollars but you lose your hearing

 

[Millysaurusrexjr]

Nope....... Music makes so many things more enjoyable to me!

A million dollars but you can never pet a cat or dog ever again?

 

[Plainbluetees]

No thanks! Dogs are worth more than a million.

A million dollars, but you can only drive the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile for a year. Your friends cannot give you rides; if you’re getting in a car, it’s the Weinermobile. You cannot take public transit.

 

[Muna]

Oh my. That sounds hard, especially no public transport, but I would try. In the worst case scenario I wouldn't leave the nearest area for a year.

A million dollars but you forget everything from the last 5 years.

 

[Plainbluetees]

No thanks lol I like my memories too much

A million dollars, but you can’t touch anything yellow for one year.