Deal if I can use the million dollars itself to help purchase the house
Million dollars but you are no longer allowed to say the word, “money” or anything that is a synonym or foreign word or related to it or even sounds like anything related including quarter, cent/cents, bank, cash, and check.
I think that would be screwy in certain situations. Like trying to swipe my card or pay for something and my eyes have to stay shut because I'm talking. It sounds easy at first, but I wouldn't take the offer. Or even worse, I'm driving and someone begins talking to me.
A million dollars but you must skateboard everywhere.
A million dollars, but various neighbours will always be outside, and try to talk to you as you leave your house. They'll also probably stare at you whenever you're outside.