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[ACMaud]

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

 

[Miharu]

Very very punny.

 

[ACMaud]

When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.

 

[Marshal Mcsmug]

There was a giant Leak in the fridge

 

[dulcet]

my elderly aunt loves telling jokes while she knits
she is a real knitwit

 

[f11]

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!

 

[Nim]

Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an award? He was outstanding in his field.

 

[ACMaud]

Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.

 

[ChibiAngel86]

Can we enter more then once?

What did the toy store sign say? Don't feed the animals. They are already stuffed.

 

[Marshal Mcsmug]

Spiders are such Web designers

 

[ACMaud]

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

 

[kassie]

What does a house wear? A dress.

 

[ACMaud]

People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.

 

[Marshal Mcsmug]

If Shaquille o'neal was over emotional he'd be ....
Shaquille o'feel

 

[JayTrain]

Watermelon: Lets run away and get married
Cantaloupe: I'm sorry but I cantaloupe

 

[Patty]

I tried to catch fog. I mist.

 

[f11]

People who say they suffer from constipation are full of ****.

 

[kassie]

It’s hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac, because…

They always take things literally.

 

[Patty]

What do they do with chemists who die? They barium.

 

[JayTrain]

Frog Parker Only, all the rest will be toad