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The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
There was a giant Leak in the fridge
my elderly aunt loves telling jokes while she knits
she is a real knitwit
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Resident Representative Chibi of CherryDrop
Can we enter more then once?
What did the toy store sign say? Don't feed the animals. They are already stuffed.
Spiders are such Web designers
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
What does a house wear? A dress.
People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
If Shaquille o'neal was over emotional he'd be ....
Shaquille o'feel
Watermelon: Lets run away and get married
Cantaloupe: I'm sorry but I cantaloupe 
I tried to catch fog. I mist.
People who say they suffer from constipation are full of ****.
It’s hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac, because…
They always take things literally.
What do they do with chemists who die? They barium.
Frog Parker Only, all the rest will be toad
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