Animals arguing: I have the KOALAFICATIONS. Your KOAFICATIONS are IRELEPHANT. Don't listen to him, he's LION. This arguing is UNBEARABLE. Horse please. When do you ever say something smart? Don't worry. OWL WAIT. ouch HAWKWARD. I'm out of here! You all are GIRAFFING me crazy. ALPACA your things. Let MINNOW when you get out of there. XDDD
writing with a broken pencil is pointless
drowning was an experience that took my breath away
when im looking for a woman i usually look for one with kids because i gotta have them baby back ribs
dud you hear about the new viagra chapstick? its for the men who want to keep a stiff upper lip
billy mays is so good at what he does hes a living legend