Giveaway 800 tbt bells

[ACMaud]

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.

 

[Patty]

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

 

[Marshal Mcsmug]

What's up?
Washing my clothes
Having fun?
Loads!

 

[ChibiAngel86]

What time is it when it is time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.

 

[ACMaud]

Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.

 

[JayTrain]

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An INVESTIGATOR

 

[f11]

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera

 

[Patty]

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

 

[ThatInsaneHenry]

why do you bake cookies and cook bacon
why do cars carry shipments and ships carry cargo

 

[Nim]

There were three deaf men on a train. The first one said,
"Is this Wembley?" The second one said,
"No, it's Thursday!" The third one said,
"So am I, let's all go and have a drink!"

 

[Patty]

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

 

[ACMaud]

Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.

 

[f11]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink

 

[Marshal Mcsmug]

Hey you're refrigerator is running ( the ol' classic )

 

[ChibiAngel86]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

[ACMaud]

If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.

 

[jazzy_jamie]

(In reference to your username)
Don't like saying avocado? Then avocadon't!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[kassie]

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

 

[Patty]

Why do Americans take out the U in colour?
But **** u, that's why.

#sorrynotsorry

 

[ACMaud]

Ok... I'm out of puns now hope I amused you