Giveaway 2x User Giveaway Combo!WINNERS ANNOUNCED!

[fairysyndrome]

I want to submit a billion puns

only one entry actually counts towards winning, random-numberwise but i for one will gladly accept any and all puns submitted here simply to read B) especially since the best joke wins a bonus prize. this is me officially saying you can post multiple jokes as long as you don't spam the thread with posts. i have too big a weakness for puns

 

[BungoTheElf]

What's a potato's favorite tv drama?

Spoiler: answer

spuds : ))) getitget


no

 

[a potato]

only one entry actually counts towards winning, random-numberwise but i for one will gladly accept any and all puns submitted here simply to read B) especially since the best joke wins a bonus prize. this is me officially saying you can post multiple jokes as long as you don't spam the thread with posts. i have too big a weakness for puns

SAFETYLANCE WHO IS IN CHANGE OF TE RULES AGAIN? OH YEAH. ME.

We need more puns!
(And terrible ones at that )

 

[Sunsu]

I'm an avid fan of puns, but sadly I can never think of them myself.

However Octavian told me this pun just earlier this evening and I had to enter it. Thought it was too funny.

 

[Shado]

Not sure if you'll get it but....

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

 

[fairysyndrome]

SAFETYLANCE WHO IS IN CHANGE OF TE RULES AGAIN? OH YEAH. ME.

EXCUSE ME WHO CAME UP WITH THOSE RULES? THAT'S RIGHT. IT WAS ME.
you need to encourage the jokes, potate.

Not sure if you'll get it but....

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

o h yes i get it. i get it and it is hilarious
i'm loving these jokes this is the greatest entry fee ever

 

[fairysyndrome]

giveaway's over in 3 days! anyone else want to enter? B)

 

[Cariad]

Adding more jokes.

 

[Pathetic]

THIS IS MY KIND OF GIVEAWAY

OK OK

WHAT DID MAKKINE SAY TO TOM [on tbt] WHEN HE WAS LEAVING

"I WILL SEE U
TOMorrow

AHAHHAA GET IT??

CUZ..tom..yeah. anyone?

 

[LambdaDelta]

I

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WHY CAN'T I THINK OF ANY BAD JOKES


seriously, I basically thrive off making bad jokes with awful puns on a daily basis

 

[PurplPanda]

I know how batteries feel because I'm never included in things either.

 

[TheSilverSkeeter]

I just moved into my first apartment. I don't have any furniture, but it's okay. I haven't a chair in the world.

 

[fairysyndrome]

two days to gooooo! anyone else got a bad joke and a hankering for bells and furniture? B)

 

[BronzeElf]

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger...

THEN IT HIT ME!

 

[fairysyndrome]

tomorrow before 7:30 PM EST is the last time to enter! B) if you wanna squeeze in a last minute entry, do it between now and then!

 

[Mercedes]

I was walking down the street when Matthew says hello to me, I trip and fall, he asks if I am ok I look at him with a goofy grin and I gave the street a hug! Then blushed horribly (I was so embers des when this happen he is my crush after all) Is this a joke? Bad enough to enter? Or is it not a joke?

 

[twinArmageddons]

Not really thinking that I'd even enter this, just wanted to say that y'all are total buzzkills because there are two many glubbing awful puns in here that tbh I feel like I've gone blind, and I sincerely feel like I just became half-dead from this whole fiasco.
but i'm 0k with that, i'm 0k with a l0t 0f things.

 

[Tinkalila]

Not really thinking that I'd even enter this, just wanted to say that y'all are total buzzkills because there are two many glubbing awful puns in here that tbh I feel like I've gone blind, and I sincerely feel like I just became half-dead from this whole fiasco.
but i'm 0k with that, i'm 0k with a l0t 0f things.

FOUND THE HOMESTUCK. HI.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Do you need an ark to save two of every animal? Because I noah guy.

 

[a potato]

Not really thinking that I'd even enter this, just wanted to say that y'all are total buzzkills because there are two many glubbing awful puns in here that tbh I feel like I've gone blind, and I sincerely feel like I just became half-dead from this whole fiasco.
but i'm 0k with that, i'm 0k with a l0t 0f things.

i thought i turned you blind you stupid landwweller fef is mine and you knoww it wwait a second if i made you blind howw can you see the terrible puns and jokes sent in by the landwwellers
wwhile youre just havving a lucky time barely hangin onto life ivve been unable to gather myself MAINLY BECAUSE KAN CUT ME IN TWWO WWITH HER IDIOTIC CHAINSAWWS

 

[KatTayle]

Ok, I already entered but I have more puns so who cares

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship? They were marooned!

What did the headlines read when the midget psychic escaped from prison? Small Medium at Large!