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[Suguri]

You will be teleported to... um, a convenience store where...hmmm. They sell... ... fried... ... cheese...crackers. Or something like that.

How do you make the most out of the Stalk Market?

 

[Clock]

Time traveling is the best solution, just put the turnips in a freezer.

Best way to take care of plants?

 

[TN4U]

Give them lots of milk and make sure they get their dirt changed on a consistent basis.

What is the "stuf" in between Oreo cookies?

 

[Yoshi155]

Piano keys.

Why are older Mega Man games evil?

 

[TN4U]

They're not in HD.

Fastest way to pay off a Nook loan?

 

[ribbitribbon]

Take Isabelle hostage and have Tom Nook cancel your debt as ransom. However, this method was patched out in a recent update.

best pick up line?

 

[Suguri]

Tutti mah frutti!

Who is Kieran?

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Dog Man's arch nemesis.

What do apples taste like?

 

[TN4U]

Oranges.

How do you win at Blackjack?

 

[Yoshi155]

You hire Bender to play for you.

How do birds fly?

 

[-Blue-]

United Airlines.

How is a show animated?

 

[TN4U]

The writers feed the characters a ton of sugar. Their personalities seem to perk up after that.

What is the name of that one Elton John album that is named after a very certain "road"?

 

[Suguri]

Hello Purple Cement Road

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

33. Hey I know this one!

What does .com mean?

 

[ShinyDungeoneer]

.communism

how are napkins made?

 

[boring]

with MY blood, sweat and tears.

why do onions make you cry?

 

[Khaoticnoize187]

Because its to make you feel sympathy as you tear apart their entire families.

How do magnets work?

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

They only activate whenever you play metal music. Otherwise, they don't work.

who is the most popular AC villager?

 

[TN4U]

Barold Raddle.

I am a vessel without hinges, lock or lid. Yet, within my walls, a golden treasure is hid. What am I?

 

[boring]

you are obviously a fog horn.

when is the next solar eclipse?