There is a housing space for Marshal the Smug Squirrel in my town. He is moving in on the actual game (he is not from anybody else's town). I do not want him so I'm hosting an auction. I only accept in-game bells.
Starting bid: 1 million
Minimum increase: 1 million
Buyout: 30 million
Auction ends in 24 hours from the time I posted this thread.
I'd be more than Happy to Time Travel so that Marshal is ready to go!
Happy bidding!