Here you go

[JJH]

Since many Nsiders are bored with this site, I shall entertain them!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Tyler]

If a rooster laid an egg in the middle of a slanted roof, which way would it roll?

(For bored peoples ;P)

 

[JJH]

To answer my riddle, it is-

He was sick of people wanting him to entertain them.

Now, if jelly bread always lands jelly-side up, and cats always land on their feet, wat would happen if I tied a peice of jelly bread to a cat and threw it off my roof?

 

[UltraByte]

Now, if jelly bread always lands jelly-side up, and cats always land on their feet, wat would happen if I tied a peice of jelly bread to a cat and threw it off my roof?

You know what would be simpler? Put jelly on the cat's back.

 

[K-Dog]

If a rooster laid an egg in the middle of a slanted roof, which way would it roll?

(For bored peoples ;P)

Roosters can't lay eggs.

 

[Tyler]

If a rooster laid an egg in the middle of a slanted roof, which way would it roll?

(For bored peoples ;P)

Roosters can't lay eggs.

 

[MGMT]

Why did the baby cross the road?

 

[Nephenee]

To tell a really lame joke?

 

[Spazzums]

Two blondes were going to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?

 

[UltraByte]

Two blondes were going to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?

xD I think I've only heard that once before.

 

[MGMT]

Why did the baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken

 

[UltraByte]

Why did the baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken

.....talk about some bad parenting.

 

[MGMT]

It's not bad parenting

 

[Spazzums]

Why did the baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken

.....talk about some bad parenting.

The chicken is the baby's mother.

 

[MGMT]

Two blondes were going to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?

I know!!!! Because they thought Disneyland left!

 

[Tyler]

Why did the baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken

.....talk about some bad parenting.

maybe it was back when they used to whip kids at school D=

 

[MGMT]

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

 

[UltraByte]

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

George, Walter, and Peggy Sue.

 

[Nephenee]

January 1st, January 2nd, January 3rd..

Need I continue?

 

[MGMT]

January 1st, January 2nd, January 3rd..

Need I continue?

Wrong.