You know what would be simpler? Put jelly on the cat's back.JJH0369 said:Now, if jelly bread always lands jelly-side up, and cats always land on their feet, wat would happen if I tied a peice of jelly bread to a cat and threw it off my roof?
Roosters can't lay eggs.OddCrazyMe said:If a rooster laid an egg in the middle of a slanted roof, which way would it roll?
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K-Dog said:Roosters can't lay eggs.OddCrazyMe said:If a rooster laid an egg in the middle of a slanted roof, which way would it roll?
(For bored peoples ;P)
xD I think I've only heard that once before.*****ums said:Two blondes were going to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because it was stapled to the chickenonly_half_evil333 said:Why did the baby cross the road?
.....talk about some bad parenting.only_half_evil333 said:Because it was stapled to the chickenonly_half_evil333 said:Why did the baby cross the road?
The chicken is the baby's mother.UltraByte said:.....talk about some bad parenting.only_half_evil333 said:Because it was stapled to the chickenonly_half_evil333 said:Why did the baby cross the road?
I know!!!! Because they thought Disneyland left!*****ums said:Two blondes were going to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
maybe it was back when they used to whip kids at school D=UltraByte said:.....talk about some bad parenting.only_half_evil333 said:Because it was stapled to the chickenonly_half_evil333 said:Why did the baby cross the road?
George, Walter, and Peggy Sue.only_half_evil333 said:Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Wrong.Nephenee said:January 1st, January 2nd, January 3rd..
Need I continue?