Three hours of a bunch of flying people fighting a big purple thing. Oh, and there's this gauntlet that is fancy and does some incredible things. Unfortunately, the big purple thing would later blow a 3-1 lead thanks to Lebron James and his Loone- oh wait, wrong movie.
Ricky Bobby wants to be the best racer around. He thinks he's ready for it, so he enters the World Grand Prix. As he's nearing the finish line he accelerates, and accelerates, and accelerates, but ends up going too fast! He goes past warp speed and enters an alternate universe! Then it turns into that one episode from Space Dandy where everyone's racing and Dandy goes too fast. Yeah... this one.
So yeah, Apple's evil secret plans were totally legit. The only ones who can save us are teenage boys that look like girls with massive cosplay swords they bought off Etsy with the entirety of their Wendy's part time employment checks.
An alien ship comes and blows up the White House for some reason. That is all you needed to know. Resurgence was an unnecessary sequel to create because we already knew what happened in the first one.
A guy flies a fighter jet in the sky a bunch of times, and falls in love with a woman who thinks he's attractive. Nothing else really happens. Oh, but there's bad guys. Yeah, they gotta stop them, too.
