Ask Dad

[Capella]

What will you do for my birthday?

 

[Geoni]

What will you do for my birthday?

I will wish you a happy birthday and celebrate!

 

[Capella]

What kind of cake

 

[Geoni]

What kind of cake

Ice cream cake!

 

[Capella]

what will you do if I stab someone

 

[Geoni]

I'd let you get sent to juvie so you learn your lesson.

 

[Princess]

dad I'm hungry

 

[unravel]

gimme all of ur money I will pm ou my address (im serious)

 

[rubyy]

hi dad

buy me this

http://www.ebay.com/itm/EXO-EXO-M-G...SCROLL-BANNER-POSTER-TYPE-B-NEW-/161144641614

 

[Geoni]

dad I'm hungry

You must find food.

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gimme all of ur money I will pm ou my address (im serious)

No.

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hi dad

buy me this

http://www.ebay.com/itm/EXO-EXO-M-G...SCROLL-BANNER-POSTER-TYPE-B-NEW-/161144641614

NO. Dad doesn't buy expensive stuff.

 

[Yui Z]

Please can I have a puppy? Oh please!!!!

 

[Geoni]

WHO DOWNRATED MY THREAD.

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Please can I have a puppy? Oh please!!!!

Yes but it has to be a big dog I don't like little yappy dogs.

 

[PaperLuigi3]

According to the tags, you're pregnant. How did this happen?

 

[Geoni]

According to the tags, you're pregnant. How did this happen?

Rumors! Slander! Dad doesn't get pregnant it is not possible for him!

 

[Capella]

daddy why is momma banned?

 

[Mango]

Daddy Im hungryyy

 

[Beary]

Daddy, why are you pregnant?

 

[Geoni]

daddy why is momma banned?

I don't know. Maybe momma wasn't being nice.

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Daddy Im hungryyy

Time to eat.

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Daddy, why are you pregnant?

F̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶c̶i̶e̶n̶c̶e̶.̶ Not pregnant.

 

[Beary]

Why is your town called nowhere?

 

[Geoni]

Why is your town called nowhere?

I'm sick of having to be somewhere and being nowhere is comforting.