1000 MORE Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart.

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We've reached over 1000 ways in the other thread! D:

Let's try and think of more ways. :eek:

I'll start!

Throw cats into everyone's face.


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Put the theft protection things on people.
 
lmao jesus flare that escalated quickly

teach your kid to ride their bike while in the bike aisle
 
i think it's because the other one was way over 1000 ways already

rig all the display tvs in the entertainment department to show porn
 
well it's been over that for a long time.. whatever though.

take out all the pencils, candles and stuff and perform a satanic ritual
 
go up to one of those art displays they make out of 12-packs of cola and pull one out, causing a cola landslide and probably a flood too lmao

kinda wanna do that now
 
Convince Sheila in a Wal-Mart store this was a totally needed Sequel.
 
Run rampant through the food department while holding down the handles on two cans of air freshener.
 
reenact veggietales episodes in the produce section with said produce
 
1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart: The Sequel

Sounds like a movie title

Take the entire stores supply of cooking oil, empty all the contents all over the floor and turn the store into a skating rink.
 
we don't have walmart here in the uk so idk exactly what could get you kicked out but

building a rocket ship made of solely sodas, and then detonating it
 
replace the soda with bleach (though i doubt anyone would actually be convinced that its soda)

hopefully no one would die from that
 
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