Embarrassing moments :)

I was in my world civilization class and i was talking about the song pumped up kicks. I told the kid i was talking to that if he ever wanted to shoot up the school he'd have to play that song over the PA system and when i had said it the room was quiet so everyone heard and was looking at me. I made it worse by telling him to make sure he got this class first

Guys, I am so environmentally challenged, it's the worst. I always find a way to slip, trip, or fall

There were a few times where I fell up the stairs at school,
I landed on my ass on a mud puddle in the middle of passing period,
and I keep slipping on door frames (I don't even know how I manage to do this) and doing the splits and I end up with sore thighs and lady bits ;C