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Younger Cousins

All of my younger cousins I only see once every year or two and I think the things they do are adorable (all of them are under 5 y/o) so they don't bother me.
 
I really only have one younger cousin, the rest are way older than me(30's-40's). Yeah though, last time I saw my cousin(he's two states away so I don't see him too often) he was a total *censored.1.1*...as oppose to how cool he was the time before last time.
 
Right......Im gonna share a horror story...
THIS DID HAPPEN I SWEAR ON MY RABBITS LIFE D:
Right.
This Xmas i went to my Grandmas house and my cousin was there also, i went upstairs with him and i was on the laptop trying to get internet and i couldnt connect through the laptops Convetional means, my cousin asked if he could get internet on his DSi, so i connected the internet on it for him and handed it back.
5 minutes later i used a mobile broadband to connect through the laptop and i decided to look at what he was doing...
HE WAS LOOKING UP BONDAGE PORNO D: like yea not THAT bad, but.....in your GRANDMAs house?! So yea i was like shocked but i didnt complain 'coz i thought it would be ok.
So i was playing games and i was sat next to him at a desk, i looked over at him and he was still looking so i said 'oh, she looks nice' pointing at one of the girls....he then replied saying 'You think i am thinking of sex? Im not turned on by the Gagged, but the Gagger' (which was a hairy biker) i was creeped out but i soon relised he meant 'Being the Gagger'. So yea. 20minutes later we were talking about poke'mon and i heard him panting so i looked over and HES FRIKKIN MASTURBATING D:!!!!
I WAS LIKE EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WTF?!
So i ran out the room but i decided not to tell anyone out of the fact it would be dead bad. 5 minutes later he comes after me saying 'dont worry, i didnt *** or nothing, i couldnt get into it, Wanna trade poke'mon now?' i was like o.o 'o.....ok'.
Then later that night he went into the bathroom to go to the toilet, my mum came up 5 minutes later, he HADNT LOCKED THE DOOR, THE LIGHTS TURNED OFF AND HES AT IT AGAIN WITH DSI IN HAND D:;;;
Like.....ewwwwww.....its his grandmothers house.
 
Neko Yuki Pyrozanryu said:
Right......Im gonna share a horror story...
THIS DID HAPPEN I SWEAR ON MY RABBITS LIFE D:
Right.
This Xmas i went to my Grandmas house and my cousin was there also, i went upstairs with him and i was on the laptop trying to get internet and i couldnt connect through the laptops Convetional means, my cousin asked if he could get internet on his DSi, so i connected the internet on it for him and handed it back.
5 minutes later i used a mobile broadband to connect through the laptop and i decided to look at what he was doing...
HE WAS LOOKING UP BONDAGE PORNO D: like yea not THAT bad, but.....in your GRANDMAs house?! So yea i was like shocked but i didnt complain 'coz i thought it would be ok.
So i was playing games and i was sat next to him at a desk, i looked over at him and he was still looking so i said 'oh, she looks nice' pointing at one of the girls....he then replied saying 'You think i am thinking of sex? Im not turned on by the Gagged, but the Gagger' (which was a hairy biker) i was creeped out but i soon relised he meant 'Being the Gagger'. So yea. 20minutes later we were talking about poke'mon and i heard him panting so i looked over and HES FRIKKIN MASTURBATING D:!!!!
I WAS LIKE EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WTF?!
So i ran out the room but i decided not to tell anyone out of the fact it would be dead bad. 5 minutes later he comes after me saying 'dont worry, i didnt *** or nothing, i couldnt get into it, Wanna trade poke'mon now?' i was like o.o 'o.....ok'.
Then later that night he went into the bathroom to go to the toilet, my mum came up 5 minutes later, he HADNT LOCKED THE DOOR, THE LIGHTS TURNED OFF AND HES AT IT AGAIN WITH DSI IN HAND D:;;;
Like.....ewwwwww.....its his grandmothers house.
Cool Beans
 
Neko Yuki Pyrozanryu said:
Right......Im gonna share a horror story...
THIS DID HAPPEN I SWEAR ON MY RABBITS LIFE D:
Right.
This Xmas i went to my Grandmas house and my cousin was there also, i went upstairs with him and i was on the laptop trying to get internet and i couldnt connect through the laptops Convetional means, my cousin asked if he could get internet on his DSi, so i connected the internet on it for him and handed it back.
5 minutes later i used a mobile broadband to connect through the laptop and i decided to look at what he was doing...
HE WAS LOOKING UP BONDAGE PORNO D: like yea not THAT bad, but.....in your GRANDMAs house?! So yea i was like shocked but i didnt complain 'coz i thought it would be ok.
So i was playing games and i was sat next to him at a desk, i looked over at him and he was still looking so i said 'oh, she looks nice' pointing at one of the girls....he then replied saying 'You think i am thinking of sex? Im not turned on by the Gagged, but the Gagger' (which was a hairy biker) i was creeped out but i soon relised he meant 'Being the Gagger'. So yea. 20minutes later we were talking about poke'mon and i heard him panting so i looked over and HES FRIKKIN MASTURBATING D:!!!!
I WAS LIKE EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WTF?!
So i ran out the room but i decided not to tell anyone out of the fact it would be dead bad. 5 minutes later he comes after me saying 'dont worry, i didnt *** or nothing, i couldnt get into it, Wanna trade poke'mon now?' i was like o.o 'o.....ok'.
Then later that night he went into the bathroom to go to the toilet, my mum came up 5 minutes later, he HADNT LOCKED THE DOOR, THE LIGHTS TURNED OFF AND HES AT IT AGAIN WITH DSI IN HAND D:;;;
Like.....ewwwwww.....its his grandmothers house.
Freaky. :gyroidquestioned:
 
99% of the time i love my baby cousin, he's fun to play around with :3 But sometimes he gets tiring when you wanna take a break, but i love 'em >:3
 
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