Giveaway WINNERS ANNOUNCED!

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How do I enter?:
Write a haiku on a topic of your choosing and post it here to enter.

Who wins?:
I will select one winner at random using random.org. The winning number will correlate with your entry number, not your post number. This means you can post more than once for discussion purposes. The second winner will be of my choosing, based upon their submission.

When does it end?:
About one week from posting - 2/24/15 at 5pm CST

What is the prize?
500tbt to the winner chosen at random
100tbt to my favorite entry

Any rules?:
- If you come up with something that may be inappropriate, PM your entry to me. Trust me, I want to read it.
- You can enter more than one haiku, but they must be separate posts (not merged ones).
- If you obviously didn't put any effort into your submission, it will not be counted. I will contact you to discuss it if this is the case.
- The haiku must be your work. I don't care if it's new or old, as long as it was written by you.
- It must be a haiku. Three lines, in the 5-7-5 syllable form.
- Have fun! Be goofy. Entertain me, dammit.

Spoiler: Entrants

1 - katie-crossing
2 - Rebeth13
3 - TanukiSensei
4 - The Hidden Owl
5 - Aradai
6 - The Pennifer
7 - Nidalee
8 - Aradai
9 - StrawberryArtist
10 - TanukiSensei
11 - NikkiNikki
12 - computertrash
13 - The Hidden Owl
14 - Crunchy
15 - The Hidden Owl
16 - elliebeebee
17 - computertrash
18 - Piggles
19 - Wendy Marvell
20 - Javocado
21 - zoetrope
22 - Aisling
23 - computertrash
24 - The Pennifer
25 - Arcticfox5
26 - Chibi.Hoshi
27 - computertrash
28 - Prabha
29 - Javocado
30 - Lady Black
31 - Wendy Marvell
32 - The Pennifer
33 - elliebeebee
34 - computertrash
35 - Wendy Marvell
36 - computertrash
37 - Wendy Marvell
38 - computertrash
39 - TanukiSensei
40 - S a t a n i
41 - The Pennifer
42 - FireNinja1
43 - Eldin
44 - Hettie
45 - The Pennifer
46 - Jeff THE Best
47 - Jeff THE Best
48 - Jeff THE Best
49 - Jeff THE Best
50 - Jeff THE Best
51 - Jeff THE Best
52 - LaBelleFleur
53 - Chibi.Hoshi
54 - CrazyCat42
55 - Chibi.Hoshi
56 - Tae
57 - Tae
58 - KiloPatches
59 - arsenicCatnip
60 - Jeff THE Best
61 - KiloPatches
62 - Tae
63 - Jeff THE Best
64 - Bluedressblondie
65 - sassystag
66 - Nidalee
67 - sassystag
68 - Bluedressblondie
69 - P.K.
70 - BaileyEloise
71 - Prabha
72 - The Pennifer
73 - Miss_Tisa
74 - MayorAri
75 - Nidalee
76 - Prabha
77 - Jeff THE Best
78 - Redficasu
79 - P.K.
80 - The Pennifer
81 - MayorAri
82 - P.K.
83 - CrazyCat42
84 - Nidalee
85 - The Pennifer
86 - CrazyCat42
87 - The Pennifer
88 - LaBelleFleur
89 - Tae
90 - Tae
91 - Rebeth13
92 - Tae
93 - Rebeth13
94 - Tae
95 - Rebeth13
96 - Tae
97 - Kawaii902
98 - CrazyCat42
99 - The Pennifer
100 - Wholockian
101 - AppleBitterCrumble
102 - Nidalee
103 - Tae
104 - desy
105 - Tae
106 - Hettie
107 - Karminny

Spoiler: 500tbt Winner (Chosen by random.org)

#43 - Eldin!

Spoiler: 100tbt Winner (Chosen by me)

Tae!

There once was a man
Who once lived in Nantucket
You know how it goes

 

[katie-crossing]

I wake, reluctant;
Too cold to get out of bed
But I need to pee
{a haiku I did like a year ago, haha}

 

[xTurnip]

I'll be entering, just gotta get my brain to work.

Here's my lame haiku. It's about snow.

Dazlious beauty,
I lay down to feel your cold,
how you love me so.

 

[Manaberry]

Soulless beady eyes
Paws grubby with all my bells
that fat crook; Tom Nook

 

[The Hidden Owl]

Parents hide Children
The rest of the fam drives home
Uncle Fred farted.

Idk.

 

[xTurnip]

Soulless beady eyes
Paws grubby with all my bells
that fat crook; Tom Nook

this is amazing.

 

[Pietro:)100]

Soulless beady eyes
Paws grubby with all my bells
that fat crook; Tom Nook

This for the win

 

[Aradai]

its freezing outside
I'm here with warm pizza though
I ate 6 slices

 

[The Pennifer]

Well, of course I had to do a haiku about my Weiner Dog *no laughing*
....
Adoring big brown eyes
Tail wags end of tube shaped bod
My Weiner Dog love

♥T ♥ H ♥ A ♥ N ♥ K ♥ S♥

 

[badcrumbs]

These are all so good already. Excited for more!

 

[Luxanna]

Potatoes are love
Potatoes are all knowing
Potatoes are life.
;u;

 

[Aradai]

consider this as pt 2 as this is a true story experience

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[badcrumbs]

consider this as pt 2 as this is a true story experience

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You're free to submit more than one, so I'll take it as a second entry
A++

 

[StrawberryArtist]

My poem is titled: Catastrophic Endeavors of Owning a Feline while Craving a Brief Rest.

I need a quick nap
I shut my eyes and lie down
Cat sits on my face.

=^-^=

 

[Arcticfox5]

Ok, I'll try. I'll probably post another (better one) later
It's about school.

No no no no no
No no no no no no
No no no no no

 

[Manaberry]

Last one... for now

Blurry; I can't see
Where could my lost glasses be
Oh, they're on my head

 

[badcrumbs]

Ok, I'll try. I'll probably post another (better one) later
It's about school.

No no no no no
No no no no no no
No no no no no

I will wait for your second shot to enter you

 

[NikkiNikki]

Read instructions, doesn't understand
There's not enough instructions
Gets hands stuck on the stove
Moving on to plan B

[insert the most brilliant and sauciest haiku ever]



taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[lazuli]

I run down hallways
sweating, but when I arrive
"pizza day -- sold out"

 

[The Hidden Owl]

Sleeping is the best
You don't have to do homework
Or have a schedule