Idk if we can tell funny stories but my aunt is pretty hilarious there's company around or she's in a cab dressed all nicely and she would fart anywhere her farts don't hold her back tbh one time she was going up the subway stairs and this guy was going up behind her and she said she ripped a fart basically in his face going up the stairs but she had no idea he was behind her, she said she was embarrassed for weeks lmao

The one and only time I ever went to Disney World (2000), I ran up to a stranger and farted on their leg because I thought it was my dad. I was 11.![]()
Thank you for doing this! Unfortunately I'm not feeling very funny today.![]()