When was the last time you brushed your teeth?

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Just wondering.

I Brushed mine this morning, and Im about to do it again in a few minutes ^.^
 
Yesterday xD

I don't brush mine the start of the first day of the weekend

And we didn't have school today so :L
 
inb4coffee


I've never had to brush my teeth. It's all a conspiracy, you see. It's psychological. People have convinced others for ages that people need to brush their teeth, when in reality we don't. In fact, so many people have come to believe it that they trick their minds into doing it. It's all a conspiracy, it's for the money. Can you imagine how much money those toothpaste companies make a year by tricking people with such absurd lies? I am appalled and ashamed that you fools actually believe such nonsense.
 
Rockman. said:
Teeth are mouth illusions.

Illusions in your mouth.
If youre going to copy someone at least do it properly, and do it first, like beedhaubs did.
 
There is no need to brush your teeth. Hell, we don't even have teeth. I bet you never even noticed that you didn't have any until you started buying a toothbrush and toothpaste (because obviously it's all about the money and it's all a conspiracy), and now that you use those things your mind has entered into a denial stage where you want to believe everything you are told because if you don't the world will explode so therefore you now see an illusion in your mouth known as "teeth." Oh, and we can't forgot the tooth fairy and dentists. All feed off of your ignorant denial and take your money.
 
coffeebean! said:
There is no need to brush your teeth. Hell, we don't even have teeth. I bet you never even noticed that you didn't have any until you started buying a toothbrush and toothpaste (because obviously it's all about the money and it's all a conspiracy), and now that you use those things your mind has entered into a denial stage where you want to believe everything you are told because if you don't the world will explode so therefore you now see an illusion in your mouth known as "teeth." Oh, and we can't forgot the tooth fairy and dentists. All feed off of your ignorant denial and take your money.
Coffee really needs to become a psychologist (assuming psychologists aren't an illusion).
 
coffeebean! said:
There is no need to brush your teeth. Hell, we don't even have teeth. I bet you never even noticed that you didn't have any until you started buying a toothbrush and toothpaste (because obviously it's all about the money and it's all a conspiracy), and now that you use those things your mind has entered into a denial stage where you want to believe everything you are told because if you don't the world will explode so therefore you now see an illusion in your mouth known as "teeth." Oh, and we can't forgot the tooth fairy and dentists. All feed off of your ignorant denial and take your money.
xDDDD

Youre good at this
 
Comatose2009 said:
coffeebean! said:
There is no need to brush your teeth. Hell, we don't even have teeth. I bet you never even noticed that you didn't have any until you started buying a toothbrush and toothpaste (because obviously it's all about the money and it's all a conspiracy), and now that you use those things your mind has entered into a denial stage where you want to believe everything you are told because if you don't the world will explode so therefore you now see an illusion in your mouth known as "teeth." Oh, and we can't forgot the tooth fairy and dentists. All feed off of your ignorant denial and take your money.
Coffee needs to become a psychologist (assuming psychologists aren't an illusion).
XD
I actually do want to become a psychologist.


Because I want to trick people into thinking that the world around them is flawed and that their minds are controlling them and that everything is a conspiracy and that I'm an illusion and that everything around them is an illusion and that they're in denial, or perhaps that is also a conspiracy. Perhaps conspiracies are conspiracies created to create giant loop holes in your brain and give you headaches for hours. It's all a conspiracy.
 
coffeebean! said:
Comatose2009 said:
coffeebean! said:
There is no need to brush your teeth. Hell, we don't even have teeth. I bet you never even noticed that you didn't have any until you started buying a toothbrush and toothpaste (because obviously it's all about the money and it's all a conspiracy), and now that you use those things your mind has entered into a denial stage where you want to believe everything you are told because if you don't the world will explode so therefore you now see an illusion in your mouth known as "teeth." Oh, and we can't forgot the tooth fairy and dentists. All feed off of your ignorant denial and take your money.
Coffee needs to become a psychologist (assuming psychologists aren't an illusion).
XD
I actually do want to become a psychologist.


Because I want to trick people into thinking that the world around them is flawed and that their minds are controlling them and that everything is a conspiracy and that I'm an illusion and that everything around them is an illusion and that they're in denial, or perhaps that is also a conspiracy. Perhaps conspiracies are conspiracies created to create giant loop holes in your brain and give you headaches for hours. It's all a conspiracy.
Quote of the decade right there.
 
coffeebean! said:
Comatose2009 said:
coffeebean! said:
There is no need to brush your teeth. Hell, we don't even have teeth. I bet you never even noticed that you didn't have any until you started buying a toothbrush and toothpaste (because obviously it's all about the money and it's all a conspiracy), and now that you use those things your mind has entered into a denial stage where you want to believe everything you are told because if you don't the world will explode so therefore you now see an illusion in your mouth known as "teeth." Oh, and we can't forgot the tooth fairy and dentists. All feed off of your ignorant denial and take your money.
Coffee needs to become a psychologist (assuming psychologists aren't an illusion).
XD
I actually do want to become a psychologist.


Because I want to trick people into thinking that the world around them is flawed and that their minds are controlling them and that everything is a conspiracy and that I'm an illusion and that everything around them is an illusion and that they're in denial, or perhaps that is also a conspiracy. Perhaps conspiracies are conspiracies created to create giant loop holes in your brain and give you headaches for hours. It's all a conspiracy.
You should take a paracetomol, but thats a conspiracy. *insert headaches are conspiracies rant here*
 
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