what's the furthest you've gone to fake sick??

[riummi]

The furthest I'd have to go to convince my parents to let me skip school would be to make myself throwup a few times...and I never want to do that. I learned that coughing or pretending that I have a cold won't work so I just gave up trying.

 

[nintendoanna]

i find it so weird that ppl never faked being sick??? this is like a monthly basis for me lol i plan that **** out but tbh most of the time it's days where we're not doing anything or i didn't finish my work the day before

 

[riummi]

i find it so weird that ppl never faked being sick??? this is like a monthly basis for me lol i plan that **** out but tbh most of the time it's days where we're not doing anything or i didn't finish my work the day before

I think it's because when we miss a day, we just get even more work to catch up on and it's pretty annoying. (at least that's the reason for me + my parents dont care)

 

[ashlif]

I never faked being sick because I'm too much of a goodie-two shoes. (\/)(?,,,?)(\/)

 

[Taj]

I gave my dog some watermelon, and then after she threw up I pretended it was my own barf

 

[nintendoanna]

I gave my dog some watermelon, and then after she threw up I pretended it was my own barf

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME

 

[Paperboy012305]

Not at all, I never fake sicked. In fact, I never thought of doing this back then.

 

[Jade_Amell]

Yesterday, I sent an email to my professor that I was not going to make class that evening because I was feeling under the weather.

...The jokes on me, because once mid afternoon hit. I was sick. And I still am sick.

 

[Malico]

I never faked being sick, the day to day just never was that dreadful for me. However now I can just not show up if I feel like it.

 

[Bowie]

I've never had to fake sickness for any reason, really. I get sick very, very rarely. Maybe once or twice a year, and even then I almost never actually vomit. I guess it must build up for me, because whenever I am sick, it's awful. I hate it because I want to do things and I can't.

 

[Salananstra]

Sadly enough I actually got legitimately sick on a regular enough basis to get to stay home a fair number of times. Otherwise I couldnt fake it.

 

[Munyo]

I don't fake sick. Sometimes I just want to sleep in and I say that I'm not going to school.

 

[Rizies]

I've never really faked sick. At most I had chronic migraines in high school, and if they got really bad, I would just end up telling my mom I am going home and she would clear my absences,

For the past year I have been dealing with depression and generalized anxiety, and I've had more absences at work than I would like. Even though I am feeding into my own stigma, there were days I couldn't just go to work.

 

[Mega_Cabbage]

I don't fake being sick. I hate missing school even though I'd love to stay in bed. I knew that if I was absent for a calculus or physics class, then I could pretty much guarantee that I missed something important.

 

[tybalt_cake]

i once tried to get sick by putting my head on the refrigerator or even while eating...chalk, yeah like color chalk. That was around March 2015 and it was to not assist to my ****ty boring school fair as i don't wanted to see this big fatass *****. So yeah :T

I barely get sick , last time i got sick was in March 2015 (not on that fair day) . *through i almost got sick on February of this year*

 

[Nodokana]

I have not faked being sick...

 

[wassop]

i have for like gym in elementary but also in elementary i spit out water from the fountain into a trash can and everyone said i threw up so i just went along with it hahahahaaa

 

[ramen.jpg]

I would make myself throw up because I have bulimia and then I would have a mental breakdown in the middle of class and say I'm stressed out

 

[namiieco]

I don't believe people who have said they've never faked being sick lmao
I usually just said that I had a stomach ache and 8/10 my parents would believe me
2/10 they just said go to school

I also use to say I had diarrhea a few times because at my school they said if you got it you have to stay off school for 48 hrs

 

[skarmoury]

Never faked being sick when I was young bc my dad's a doctor and he'd probably figure me out lol. Also I'd feel terribly guilty skipping class before bc in elementary my mom was super keen on me getting high grades and perfect attendance that absences weren't a thing for her.
Now that I'm in college I don't need to fake sick since we're allowed like 6 cuts/absences in class anyway. But I do sometimes fake sick as an excuse when there's orgwork bc I hate orgwork sometimes.