what's the furthest you've gone to fake sick??

[debinoresu]

i didnt fake sick bc id have so much hw to make up the next day

 

[tumut]

I fell down on purpose, I went to the hospital pretending I sprained my ankle and I acted like it hurt really bad when the doctor touched it and fake limped for like a week.

 

[Munyo]

I fell down on purpose, I went to the hospital pretending I sprained my ankle and I acted like it hurt really bad when the doctor touched it and fake limped for like a week.

the dedication

 

[dizzy bone]

I really suck at faking sick. My mom didn't really consider "stomach pain"/period pain as being sick (even though I get reallyyyy bad period pains lol). She'd just give me painkillers and tell me to suck it up, so I couldn't use that one as an excuse. I'm also a bad actor (maybe it's my guilty conscious? haha) and it gets real bad when I'm actually sick (like I have migraines sometimes, I usually throw up and get so dizzy I can't get up) so I guess it was hard for me to fake a sickness to that degree lol. I mean I'm a grown up now I don't do **** like that anymore lol.

Oh but the answer the OP's actual question, I faked sick at school once when I was a freshmen to hang out with a senior I had a crush on, I was young and stupid. I basically just told the nurse that I was having my migraine episode and painkillers weren't working. I think I was being too dramatic, it was so cringeworthy. I even got the school to call my grandma who couldn't speak english so she wouldn't tell my mom they were sending me home lmao. Ironically I got food poisoning that day, karma is a ***** man.

 

[ZetaFunction]

why would I need to fake it if I almost always am though

 

[Cailey]

never faked sick.

 

[awesomeelle2001]

I would pretend the night before. If I had a class I didn't really want to do or I wanted a break, id pretend to be sick the night before. One time I woke up early to put hot water on a flannel and dab my head so it looked like I was all sweaty.
Usually I don't pretend to be sick though and I try to go to school everyday, my mums really cool as well. Sometimes I could ask her if I could have a break from school for a day and she'd agree cause she knows I do try my best in school.
I haven't done anything extreme though haha, I wouldn't have the courage to do that.

 

[Miii]

As a kid, I held hot tap water in my mouth so that when my mom took my temperature, she thought I had a fever.

 

[Aniko]

I never faked sick, I get sick easily, just a bit of stress and I have fever and throwing up. I guess I could also try eating scallop, always makes me sick.

 

[uwuzumakii]

I've never faked being sick. I have been a little (unsuccessfully) over-dramatic at times, but I've never outright FAKED being sick. I think that people that fake being sick for unjust reasons or laziness are extremely childish. There was this one time when I had the flu and I had to stay home for a week with my mom because she had the flu, too, and I was really upset about missing school because I was a huge nerd back then.

 

[Xerolin]

ive never faked being sick. most of the time if i feel like crap, my dad will just be like "deel wit it!!" well except when i actually have a cold or whatever