what's the furthest you've gone to fake sick??

[nintendoanna]

one time my mom took me to the doctor but the line was too long so we kinda just left LMAO and a couple times i faked a stomach ache and my mom told me to take medicine and i had to or she'd think i was lying
i faked a lot in elementary to the point where she never believed me but i sucked at lying anyway and now i know which ones my mom believes and which sicknesses she would make me take medicine for lol

 

[Soigne]

LMAO i feel you on the stomach ache thing my mind during elementary school went straight to that to fake sickness because i figured they can't really prove it if my stomach hurts or not and i used it for years to the point where the nurse referred me to a specialist because she thought something was actually wrong with my stomach

 

[Dim]

At elementary the teachers thought I "threw up" at lunch but it was more of me spitting out my lunch because it was ****ing awful, but I was sent to the nurse so I went along with it. Just as I was ready to be sent home my Dad went up to me and said the teachers confirmed it was not vomit and said I had to stay in school. Well **** THEY were the ones who thought I threw up, not me. I didn't even say a damn word. Morons lol

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

I could convince my mom I was sick pretty easy, I'd only have to go hang out in the bathroom for way too long, and she'd come and knock on the door and I'd come out keeled over and I can easily make my eyes water so I'd be like "my tummy feels awful" hit her right in the mom feels, and she'd be like, "get back in bed I'll call school" and I'd sit on my laptop ALL DAY LONG, I did it all the time, I didn't even have to do much if it was a Wednesday because literally he had these awful half day Wednesday's at my school where every class was super short and we never did anything important so if I complained about an ailment I'd just be like "it's a Wednesday anyways, I'm not gunna miss anything" so I stayed home A LOT of Wednesdays.

I lived right down the road from my school and one of the Wednesdays I stayed home my teacher had put dry ice in a bottle to blow it up... and it wouldn't blow up so he dropped a ten pound weight on it, the weight cracked the wall of the classroom, and the explosion sounded like a giant gunshot, I literally heard it echo through the valley and he got suspended for two days... ehehehe. Kind of sad I missed it, but I was home playing Runescape. XD

 

[chaicow]

I would get migraines pretty often when I was a kid and I still do. I just don't get them as often anymore. I can very easily convince my parents that I have a migraine because I really do get migraines very easily. So this one time when I was in 6th grade, I didn't want to go to school so I told my parents that I had a migraine. I just stayed home and slept. Apparently I missed something important, but I don't know or remember what it was. My friends told me but I never took note of it. I think I also faked stomach aches in the middle of class so that I could leave early. I don't think that I missed anything important on those days.

 

[moonford]

I've never pretended to be sick before, its just dishonest and makes you appear to be untrustworthy so I'd never do it.

But I am in the middle of a migraine so that sucks. I get them every month or so and its agonising.

 

[Arlo]

My mum used to be the school nurse and I never got away with faking being sick. Heck, I never got away with ACTUALLY being sick!

Jokes on her, I'm now chronically ill and have to stay home in bed all day

 

[MishMeesh]

I never faked being sick. Even if I actually did have a cold, if I wasn't throwing up and/or didn't have a fever, my mum would still have me go to school. No point in trying to fake something and then get caught being dishonest.

 

[visibleghost]

i used to fake being sick all the time when i was 8-12. didn't do any extreme things to "prove" it tho.
or,, well uh when i was 13 i was in a track and general athletics team and i had really, really bad anxiety about going there. like, i was having anxiety attacks and whatever every time i'd go. but i knew my parents would be like "you're just being lazy !! you can only skip practice if you're physically sick lol" so i faked that my knee injury was worse than it was. i had had a bad knee ever since i was 10 so my parents believed me when i started crying and said i had to go home from practice because my knee hurt. actually i was crying because of anxiety but Yeah.

idk if that was one of the reasons to why my mom took me to see a specialist about my knees. but whatever, my knees were bad, they just weren't the reason to why i stopped going to practice.

 

[N a t]

"I don't feel good"

 

[Mr. Cat]

I actually had a stash of old chewed up food floating in coca cola under my bed at one point... I worked on it until it smelled and looked like vommit. I'd dump some in the toilet and call for my mom to come look. Ah, elementary school.

- - - Post Merge - - -

I always had bad anxiety. First it was faking being sick in elementary, then it was actually getting sick for real due to anxiety in Middle and High school. And then work. Puking, sweating, and shaking/hyperventilating almost every morning...

 

[Tobiume]

I think in elementary school I had 'stomach aches' frequently - but I don't remember if they were real or not haha. Probably went home enough for the other kids to suspect me of lying, though I would not blame them!

 

[Mariah]

I've never faked sick. I even went to school with fevers. I hated missing school and the only reason I didn't get perfect attendance was because of vacations.

 

[Mistymayz]

I remember once I walked out to the bus stop, forced myself to throw up, then walked home to tell my mom I was too sick to go to school that day.... pokemon firered all day ^-^ so worth it~

 

[Irelia]

I pretended that I was sick one day
and the back of my throat was red bc allergies

so I pretended i had tonsilitis and my mom bought it
the doctor didn't fall for my **** though

 

[Sonny Resetti]

I've never faked it. A couple of times, I may have exaggerated the severity of something a little bit, but never outright faked it.

 

[AquaStrudel]

Never really faked being sick. As nuch as I would love to not go, I hate missing school and I'd feel really guilty about it afterwards :v

 

[Togekid]

Never really faked being sick. As nuch as I would love to not go, I hate missing school and I'd feel really guilty about it afterwards :v

This is me. In fact, I've gone to school when I probably should have stayed home. I had an ear infection for a few days and went to school for all of them because I wanted perfect attendance... not worth it.
(Just to clarify the ear infection only affected me and was not putting anyone else at risk)

Send help plz

 

[Nightmares]

I've never faked an illness because I was a gud kid

 

[thatawkwardkid]

I only faked being once, it wasn't really a big deal. I was already sick the day before and I was feeling a lot better but I just told my parents I was still sick because I didn't want to go to school.